1 00:02:03,993 --> 00:02:05,429 [weather reporter]: ... with some lingering clouds 2 00:02:05,473 --> 00:02:06,865 around Kodiak Island. 3 00:02:06,909 --> 00:02:08,519 Look for a chance of overnight showers 4 00:02:08,563 --> 00:02:10,652 along the mountainous areas of southeastern Alaska. 5 00:02:10,695 --> 00:02:15,135 And now back to music on KBWZ... Alaska listens. 6 00:02:15,178 --> 00:02:17,920 [Ricky]: Brad? Wait, you cut out. What? 7 00:02:17,963 --> 00:02:19,400 No, dude, my parents went to Europe. 8 00:02:19,443 --> 00:02:21,880 They sent us up to Alaska to hang out with my uncle. 9 00:02:21,924 --> 00:02:24,274 [country music plays on radio] It's fine. 10 00:02:25,319 --> 00:02:27,843 Yeah, my uncle is a paleontologist. 11 00:02:27,886 --> 00:02:30,062 He collects dinosaur bones. 12 00:02:30,106 --> 00:02:32,587 I guess he's taking us to work with him. 13 00:02:32,630 --> 00:02:36,373 Brad? Brad? Brad, are you there? 14 00:02:37,679 --> 00:02:39,855 Great, no signal. - Where are we going anyway? 15 00:02:39,898 --> 00:02:41,639 I'll give you a clue. 16 00:02:42,901 --> 00:02:46,470 I got it in here somewhere. Ah, there we go. 17 00:02:48,820 --> 00:02:50,344 Check it out. 18 00:02:52,433 --> 00:02:53,869 - What is it? 19 00:02:53,912 --> 00:02:57,481 - That, my friend, is the tooth of a Gorgosaurus. 20 00:02:57,525 --> 00:02:59,266 - Cool! - Isn't it? 21 00:02:59,309 --> 00:03:02,225 You know, it was almost as big as a T. Rex, but way faster. 22 00:03:02,269 --> 00:03:03,879 - They roamed the Earth millions of years ago, 23 00:03:03,922 --> 00:03:05,663 and then they got wiped out. 24 00:03:05,707 --> 00:03:08,666 Their only living descendants are birds and blah, blah, blah. 25 00:03:08,710 --> 00:03:11,103 - Come on, man, you used to love dinosaurs. You were an expert. 26 00:03:11,147 --> 00:03:15,107 - This guy must have been really scary. 27 00:03:18,850 --> 00:03:21,244 [country music] 28 00:03:41,308 --> 00:03:43,397 How do you think he lost his tooth? 29 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:45,486 - The Gorgo? - Yeah. 30 00:03:45,529 --> 00:03:48,010 I wonder if he was, like, in a huge fight 31 00:03:48,053 --> 00:03:49,881 with a load of other dinosaurs. 32 00:03:49,925 --> 00:03:53,233 My friend Natalie, she ran into the flagpole at school 33 00:03:53,276 --> 00:03:57,280 and she lost two teeth. There was blood everywhere. 34 00:03:57,324 --> 00:03:59,674 - Yeah, a flagpole will do that. 35 00:03:59,717 --> 00:04:01,197 - Let's go! 36 00:04:02,807 --> 00:04:04,635 - You sure you don't want to come? 37 00:04:04,679 --> 00:04:07,508 - I'm not really into digging up dead things. 38 00:04:07,551 --> 00:04:10,511 - All right. Well, stay close to the truck. 39 00:04:10,554 --> 00:04:13,253 If you change your mind, just follow the trail up. 40 00:04:13,296 --> 00:04:15,690 - Got it. - Okay, bud. 41 00:04:23,828 --> 00:04:25,569 [quiet]: Psst! 42 00:04:31,314 --> 00:04:33,185 [distant bird squawking] 43 00:04:36,537 --> 00:04:38,103 [closer]: Psst! Psst! 44 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:42,064 [male voice]: Hey, kid. [bird squawks] 45 00:04:42,107 --> 00:04:44,327 Yeah, you. I'm talking to you. 46 00:04:44,371 --> 00:04:47,243 What's wrong? You never heard a bird talk before? 47 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:50,855 You think you're pretty smart, don't you? Eh, it's all right. 48 00:04:50,899 --> 00:04:54,032 I'm not offended by those things you said about my ancestors. 49 00:04:54,076 --> 00:04:57,340 Totally cool with it. You should see your ancestors. 50 00:04:57,384 --> 00:05:01,170 Three words: u-g-ly. [laughing] 51 00:05:01,213 --> 00:05:04,565 But you know that every fossil tells a story, 52 00:05:04,608 --> 00:05:07,132 and this tooth-- well, it tells a pretty good one. 53 00:05:07,176 --> 00:05:08,786 So go ahead and pick it up. 54 00:05:08,830 --> 00:05:11,963 Come on, come on, pick it up. Pick it up, pick it up. 55 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:15,924 Come on, it won't bite you. Not anymore, at least. 56 00:05:15,967 --> 00:05:17,534 [laughing] 57 00:05:17,578 --> 00:05:22,278 It will, however, open a window into the ancient past. 58 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:25,499 A vibrant world of wonder and danger, 59 00:05:25,542 --> 00:05:27,196 when dinosaurs roamed the Earth, 60 00:05:27,239 --> 00:05:30,982 and birds looked a little more like this. 61 00:05:31,026 --> 00:05:34,203 There, you see? Now we can begin. 62 00:05:34,246 --> 00:05:36,031 [bird laughing] 63 00:05:37,206 --> 00:05:39,643 [echoing]: And try to keep up, will you? 64 00:05:40,557 --> 00:05:43,691 70 million years ago, 65 00:05:43,734 --> 00:05:46,520 in the late Cretaceous Period of planet Earth, 66 00:05:46,563 --> 00:05:51,916 there lived a miraculous bird. That's me: Alex! 67 00:05:53,527 --> 00:05:55,703 [boy]: Alexornis. Meaning "Alexander's Bird." 68 00:05:55,746 --> 00:05:57,052 Insectivore. 69 00:05:57,095 --> 00:05:58,619 [Alex]: Note the beautiful plumage, 70 00:05:58,662 --> 00:06:01,970 majestic wingspan, the classically curved beak. 71 00:06:02,013 --> 00:06:05,234 Not to brag, but I am kind of the whole package. 72 00:06:05,277 --> 00:06:08,019 Of course, if you're familiar with the Cretaceous Period, 73 00:06:08,063 --> 00:06:12,372 you probably know all of this. Hmm... 74 00:06:13,111 --> 00:06:14,809 Now watch closely. 75 00:06:14,852 --> 00:06:17,942 This is a delicate operation, best left to the professionals. 76 00:06:17,986 --> 00:06:21,903 [low growl] Ah, the enticing smell of decay. 77 00:06:21,946 --> 00:06:25,559 Look at this tartar build-up-- mm-hmm! 78 00:06:28,213 --> 00:06:30,041 Hey, watch it! [growls] 79 00:06:30,085 --> 00:06:32,653 [Alex]: I'm telling you, it's hard out here for a bird! 80 00:06:33,958 --> 00:06:35,482 But enough about me. 81 00:06:35,525 --> 00:06:39,355 The story you're about to see concerns a friend of mine. 82 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,096 I gotta say, it's a pretty good one, 83 00:06:41,139 --> 00:06:43,838 filled with mystery and adventure, 84 00:06:43,881 --> 00:06:45,666 hope and despair. 85 00:06:45,709 --> 00:06:49,017 Uh, uh, excuse me while I take a personal moment. Gotcha! 86 00:06:49,060 --> 00:06:50,453 [chewing] 87 00:06:50,497 --> 00:06:52,934 By the way, this isn't the guy I was talking about. 88 00:06:52,977 --> 00:06:54,718 It's his mother. She is a Pachyrhinosaurus. 89 00:06:54,762 --> 00:06:58,548 [girl]: Pachyrhinosaurus. Meaning "Thick Nosed Lizard." 90 00:06:58,592 --> 00:07:00,332 Herbivore. 91 00:07:01,159 --> 00:07:02,378 [Alex]: But pay attention, 92 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:05,250 because the adventures of her son Patchi 93 00:07:05,294 --> 00:07:08,906 are the stuff of legend. [deep gurgling] 94 00:07:08,950 --> 00:07:10,778 [Alex]: Oh...! 95 00:07:10,821 --> 00:07:13,128 Which has nothing to do with that stuff right there. 96 00:07:13,171 --> 00:07:14,869 - Let me at it! - Hey, ow! 97 00:07:14,912 --> 00:07:16,044 - Hey, that's not fair! 98 00:07:16,087 --> 00:07:17,915 [Alex]: There he is! That's Patchi. 99 00:07:17,959 --> 00:07:19,090 - Mm-mm! Barf! 100 00:07:19,134 --> 00:07:20,527 [Alex]: The runt of the litter, 101 00:07:20,570 --> 00:07:22,659 the guy at the bottom of the pecking order. 102 00:07:22,703 --> 00:07:23,791 [Patchi]: Hey! - Hey, Patchi! 103 00:07:23,834 --> 00:07:25,270 Can't talk now, Alex! 104 00:07:25,314 --> 00:07:27,403 Trying to work on my survival instincts. 105 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,100 Excuse me-- alpha male coming through. 106 00:07:29,144 --> 00:07:30,711 Pardon, I'm just gonna have a quick bite. 107 00:07:30,754 --> 00:07:33,235 - Back off, Patchi. - But what about my fair share? 108 00:07:33,278 --> 00:07:35,063 - Your fair share was delicious. 109 00:07:35,106 --> 00:07:36,586 - That's my big brother Scowler. 110 00:07:36,630 --> 00:07:38,327 He's usually really cool. He just gets weird around puke. 111 00:07:38,370 --> 00:07:40,938 Mmm! There's some of it now. 112 00:07:40,982 --> 00:07:44,551 Sometimes you gotta think outside the nest. 113 00:07:44,594 --> 00:07:47,597 So now I just gotta get out of the nest. 114 00:07:51,906 --> 00:07:53,124 [boy]: Troodon. 115 00:07:53,168 --> 00:07:56,084 Meaning "Wounding Tooth." Omnivore. 116 00:07:56,127 --> 00:07:57,433 [squeaks, grunts] 117 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,391 [grunts with effort] Alex might say I'm a runt, 118 00:07:59,435 --> 00:08:03,265 but you gotta start somewhere. From zero to hero, baby. 119 00:08:03,308 --> 00:08:05,920 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on. I'm the one telling the story! 120 00:08:05,963 --> 00:08:07,487 [Patchi]: Uh, I have more credibility here. 121 00:08:07,530 --> 00:08:09,184 It's my story, Alex. 122 00:08:09,227 --> 00:08:11,534 - Yeah, but I have a more neutral perspective. 123 00:08:11,578 --> 00:08:13,275 Wait a minute. Are you really gonna eat that? 124 00:08:13,318 --> 00:08:15,756 - You know it. Mom's cooking, and still warm! 125 00:08:15,799 --> 00:08:17,671 - Uh-oh! Run away! - Where you going? 126 00:08:17,714 --> 00:08:19,063 All right, more for me. 127 00:08:19,107 --> 00:08:20,891 - No, seriously, there's a big monster behind you! 128 00:08:20,935 --> 00:08:23,720 - Oh, yeah, sure, yeah, there's a monster behind you, too! 129 00:08:23,764 --> 00:08:24,852 [laughing] 130 00:08:24,895 --> 00:08:27,985 [screaming] [Patchi]: Waaaaah! 131 00:08:29,944 --> 00:08:33,208 [Alex]: So much for your survival instincts! Help! 132 00:08:34,470 --> 00:08:35,863 [bellowing] 133 00:08:35,906 --> 00:08:38,518 [Pachyrhinosaurs bellowing, growling] 134 00:08:39,606 --> 00:08:40,781 [Patchi]: Okay, so I quickly learned 135 00:08:40,824 --> 00:08:43,218 that not everybody eats puked-up leaves. 136 00:08:43,261 --> 00:08:44,785 There are things out here called meat-eaters. 137 00:08:44,828 --> 00:08:46,264 [Alex]: Exactly, and you, my friend, 138 00:08:46,308 --> 00:08:48,049 are made up almost entirely of meat. 139 00:08:48,092 --> 00:08:50,878 [Patchi]: Hey, put me down! I am not a chew toy! 140 00:08:50,921 --> 00:08:52,009 [roaring fiercely] 141 00:08:52,053 --> 00:08:53,576 Good thing my dad showed up. 142 00:08:54,925 --> 00:08:56,623 [Alex]: That's Bulldust, Patchi's 6,000-pound papa. 143 00:08:56,666 --> 00:08:57,624 [Patchi]: Nobody messes with him. 144 00:08:57,667 --> 00:08:59,582 Hey, Dad, uh, a little help? 145 00:08:59,626 --> 00:09:04,239 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Thank you! 146 00:09:05,632 --> 00:09:06,981 Oof! 147 00:09:07,024 --> 00:09:08,417 [squeaks] [deep huff] 148 00:09:08,460 --> 00:09:14,162 [grunts] Medic! Classic Dad. 149 00:09:14,205 --> 00:09:15,903 He was a man of few words. 150 00:09:15,946 --> 00:09:17,905 [Alex]: Actually, he was a man of one word. 151 00:09:17,948 --> 00:09:21,604 [fierce, resounding roar] 152 00:09:21,648 --> 00:09:24,259 That one. [grunting] 153 00:09:24,302 --> 00:09:26,609 [Patchi]: Huh? What is that? 154 00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:29,264 [Alex]: That, my friend, is a hole in your head. 155 00:09:29,307 --> 00:09:32,006 But don't worry, one day that hole 156 00:09:32,049 --> 00:09:33,660 will be filled with greatness. 157 00:09:33,703 --> 00:09:35,444 [Patchi]: Right! Plus you can hardly see it. 158 00:09:35,487 --> 00:09:37,011 [Alex]: Especially if you don't look at it. 159 00:09:37,054 --> 00:09:39,448 And besides, mistakes are natural at a young age. 160 00:09:39,491 --> 00:09:40,754 [Patchi]: Look at that! 161 00:09:40,797 --> 00:09:43,495 Oh! Leaving the nest was totally worth it. 162 00:09:43,539 --> 00:09:45,585 Hey, what's going on up there? That's-- 163 00:09:45,628 --> 00:09:47,674 Aah! [coughing] 164 00:09:47,717 --> 00:09:49,197 What is this? 165 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:53,505 [Alex]: That is the price of leaving the nest. 166 00:09:53,549 --> 00:09:54,681 [Patchi]: Oh, who are you? 167 00:09:54,724 --> 00:09:55,856 You're pretty cool. [chuckles] 168 00:09:55,899 --> 00:09:58,032 Come over here! Where you going? 169 00:09:58,075 --> 00:10:02,123 Hey, don't be afraid. I'm not gonna eat you or anything. 170 00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:03,603 He will. 171 00:10:04,691 --> 00:10:07,911 [sniffing, squeaking] 172 00:10:09,260 --> 00:10:11,219 Hey, there. Name's Patchi. Want to be friends? 173 00:10:11,262 --> 00:10:15,049 [chitters, squeaks] Wait, wait! Wait up! 174 00:10:15,092 --> 00:10:16,441 I don't always smell like this. 175 00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:18,269 I'm just covered in poop at the moment. 176 00:10:18,313 --> 00:10:20,402 [chitters] Aw, come on! 177 00:10:20,445 --> 00:10:22,404 Are we playing tag? Is that what this is? 178 00:10:22,447 --> 00:10:23,884 Okay, I guess I'm "it" then, right? 179 00:10:23,927 --> 00:10:26,626 [laughs] [deep growling] 180 00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:28,584 Whoa. 181 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,064 [girl]: Ankylosaur. 182 00:10:30,107 --> 00:10:32,936 Meaning "Fused Lizard." Herbivore. 183 00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:36,244 [Patchi]: This thing is huge! 184 00:10:36,287 --> 00:10:39,421 Which means I should probably steer clear of his butt. 185 00:10:39,464 --> 00:10:42,293 [Alex]: Good for you, Patchi. You're learning. 186 00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:08,798 - Wow! This is the most beautiful place I've ever seen. 187 00:11:10,844 --> 00:11:14,499 - It's a future oil field, so don't get too attached. 188 00:11:17,851 --> 00:11:21,855 [grunting, squawking] 189 00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:28,818 - Hey! Pick on someone your own size! 190 00:11:28,862 --> 00:11:30,472 Uh... [nervous laugh] you know, I mean, 191 00:11:30,515 --> 00:11:33,388 if that's a convenient option for you. Oop, there he goes. 192 00:11:33,431 --> 00:11:34,824 You lost him. [nervous laugh] 193 00:11:34,868 --> 00:11:36,347 [boy]: Hesperonychus. 194 00:11:36,391 --> 00:11:38,523 Meaning "Western Claw." Carnivore. 195 00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:41,135 - No, I didn't mean me! 196 00:11:41,178 --> 00:11:42,745 Oh, you misunderstood! I meant my brother! 197 00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:45,356 Yeah, he's bigger, he's meatier. He's a... he's a lot slower. 198 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:49,012 Oh, oh, he's so tender! Oh! Hey, Ma. 199 00:11:49,056 --> 00:11:52,320 Uh, I had it, but thanks for showing up. 200 00:11:52,363 --> 00:11:54,409 [Mom grunting] 201 00:11:54,452 --> 00:11:56,063 [Mom growls] 202 00:11:56,106 --> 00:11:59,893 [Hesperonychus squawking, chattering] 203 00:11:59,936 --> 00:12:01,851 [Alex]: And so, with a little help from Mom, 204 00:12:01,895 --> 00:12:04,027 Patchi returned from his first adventure 205 00:12:04,071 --> 00:12:08,945 a little bit wiser, and a whole lot smellier. 206 00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:11,252 - Hey, guys, you are not gonna believe 207 00:12:11,295 --> 00:12:12,688 what just happened to me. 208 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:16,213 - Oh, my gosh! Did you just take a poop shower? 209 00:12:16,257 --> 00:12:17,606 - No... Maybe. 210 00:12:17,649 --> 00:12:19,608 Define poop shower. 211 00:12:19,651 --> 00:12:21,392 [Alex]: Ah, they were jealous, Patchi, 212 00:12:21,436 --> 00:12:22,916 'cause you'd been out in the world 213 00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:26,310 and you were on your way to becoming a grown-up. 214 00:12:26,354 --> 00:12:28,704 [rock and roll music] 215 00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:02,085 - Right, Dad, got it! 216 00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:05,001 Knock down the tree and feast on the leafy greens up top! 217 00:13:05,045 --> 00:13:06,655 Mm-mm! 218 00:13:06,698 --> 00:13:09,005 Yeah, I also got it, Dad. I'm just gonna square up here and... 219 00:13:09,049 --> 00:13:10,180 knock down the tree! 220 00:13:10,224 --> 00:13:12,574 I'll square up and knock down the tree. 221 00:13:12,617 --> 00:13:15,272 I'm gonna, just gonna grab... he's stronger than he looks. 222 00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:18,754 Gonna feast on that leafy.... Okay... 223 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,931 Uh, Dad, are we really from the same litter? 224 00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:31,201 [Alex]: Okay, what's so special about dust? I don't get it. 225 00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:32,637 You roll around on your back 226 00:13:33,725 --> 00:13:35,118 and you make some grunting noises. 227 00:13:35,162 --> 00:13:36,511 I mean, how is that a hobby? [Patchi]: What? Oh, man! 228 00:13:36,554 --> 00:13:38,252 You haven't lived until you've taken a dirt bath. 229 00:13:38,295 --> 00:13:40,820 It's the best. Here, let me get in there, fellas. 230 00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:43,953 [laughing]: Yeah, oh, boy! 231 00:13:43,997 --> 00:13:46,434 It's so fun. You gotta try it. Aah! 232 00:13:46,477 --> 00:13:47,609 [laughing, whooping] 233 00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:49,393 - Hey, hey, hey! Watch the plumage! 234 00:13:49,437 --> 00:13:51,265 How would you like it if I did this? 235 00:13:51,308 --> 00:13:53,876 - Ow, ow! Hey, watch the nose! - You watch it! 236 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,313 - You watch it! - No, you watch it! 237 00:13:58,141 --> 00:13:59,447 [girl]: Alphadon. 238 00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:01,841 Meaning "First Tooth." Omnivore. 239 00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:04,191 [chatters] 240 00:14:04,234 --> 00:14:05,453 [whimpers] 241 00:14:05,496 --> 00:14:08,543 - Patch! Pachito, come on, wait for me! 242 00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:12,112 I'm sorry I went all prehistoric on you back there, okay, buddy? 243 00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:14,462 - It's okay, Alex. What's going on? 244 00:14:14,505 --> 00:14:16,029 [Alex]: Major is challenging your father 245 00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:19,249 for the role of leader. It's a time-honored tradition. 246 00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:21,904 [Patchi]: Oh, yeah, and Major's toast! 247 00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,297 Dad's gonna crush him! 248 00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:25,386 Come on, Dad! Show him who's boss! 249 00:14:25,429 --> 00:14:27,867 Introduce your horn to his head! 250 00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,956 - Yeah, smack. - Aah! Quit it! 251 00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:32,523 - Hey, Dad! Wow, Dad, that was awesome! 252 00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:35,613 I mean, you kicked his butt all the way up to the Stone Age. 253 00:14:35,657 --> 00:14:37,224 Get back here! 254 00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:39,052 [Patchi]: I may have been smaller than my brother... 255 00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:41,054 [Alex]: But you made up for it by running away. 256 00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:42,838 - No, no, no, I wasn't running away. 257 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,232 I was racing him... and winning. 258 00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:47,060 - Are you ready? - Yeah. 259 00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:49,323 - Are you sure? - I'm pretty sure. 260 00:14:49,366 --> 00:14:51,586 - Are you ready? - Hit me! 261 00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:54,241 All right! [Patchi moans] 262 00:14:54,284 --> 00:14:55,677 - I wasn't ready. - Yeah. 263 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,244 - I'm ready now. - Be quiet. 264 00:14:57,287 --> 00:14:58,549 - Come back here, you coward! 265 00:14:58,593 --> 00:15:00,769 - Both of you! - We're good. 266 00:15:00,812 --> 00:15:01,944 [slurring]: I want some more. 267 00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:02,989 You want some more? 268 00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:04,468 Everybody wants more and more? 269 00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:06,862 - Did you guys see that? Totally rang his bell. 270 00:15:22,878 --> 00:15:25,794 [Alex]: And so the young Pachyrhinosaur frolicked 271 00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:27,578 and fritted away his youth. 272 00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:30,625 Why? I don't know. The kid likes to frolic. 273 00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:33,845 But all that was about to change. 274 00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:36,674 [Patchi]: And it all started the day I met... 275 00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:39,329 Juniper. [soulful music] 276 00:15:48,817 --> 00:15:50,862 Hi, I'm Patchi. I'm made of meat. Uh, that's not 277 00:15:50,906 --> 00:15:53,735 what I meant to say. I mean, I meant to say, "I'm Patchi..." 278 00:15:53,778 --> 00:15:55,302 - Whoa, is that a hole in your head? 279 00:15:55,345 --> 00:15:58,870 - Uh, no. I mean, yeah, technically. 280 00:15:58,914 --> 00:16:00,437 - I like it. 281 00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:04,876 [Alex]: Ah, young love, so beautiful, so precious. Gotcha! 282 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:07,662 - Really, I've never seen anything like that before. 283 00:16:07,705 --> 00:16:08,880 [roaring] 284 00:16:08,924 --> 00:16:10,491 - Really? [Juniper]: There's my mom. 285 00:16:10,534 --> 00:16:12,058 I'm sorry, I have to go. 286 00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:13,581 [Patchi]: Ah, but we just met! 287 00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:16,540 - I'm not supposed to talk to guys outside my herd. 288 00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:19,674 Stupid rules. I'm sorry. Goodbye. 289 00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:23,504 - Wait, w-wait, don't go! Just-just stay for one minute! 290 00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:25,462 Ah, no! 291 00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:28,117 - Sniff me out later, okay? 292 00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:31,860 - Oh... [whoops, laughs] 293 00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:35,298 Yeah! She likes me! And she likes my hole. 294 00:16:36,473 --> 00:16:38,345 [Alex]: Over the next few days, 295 00:16:38,388 --> 00:16:40,303 Patchi returned to the waterfall, 296 00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:43,089 for he had been bitten by the love bug, 297 00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:45,091 the tastiest bug of all. 298 00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:48,964 But the lady proved to be elusive. 299 00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:53,621 Not to be denied, the young lover pursued 300 00:16:53,664 --> 00:16:57,103 his passion nonetheless, once more returning to the site 301 00:16:57,146 --> 00:16:59,627 of his glorious vision. 302 00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:02,673 And he just kept coming back... 303 00:17:04,197 --> 00:17:06,503 really to the point of overkill, if you want my opinion. 304 00:17:07,852 --> 00:17:11,856 - Ah, man. Where is she? - Oh, didn't I tell you? 305 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:14,903 She moved south. - South? When? 306 00:17:14,946 --> 00:17:18,124 - Four or five days ago. - How long have you known this? 307 00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:20,474 - Oh, about four or five days. Gotcha! 308 00:17:20,517 --> 00:17:23,781 [sighs] 309 00:17:25,392 --> 00:17:28,395 [Alex]: But Juniper and her family were headed south 310 00:17:28,438 --> 00:17:30,832 as part of the great migration, for the summer was coming 311 00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:33,965 to an end and food was in short supply. 312 00:17:34,009 --> 00:17:37,839 Especially the bug supply, which is very, very important. 313 00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:39,928 To me. 314 00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:43,366 More than anything, Patchi wanted to follow Juniper, 315 00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:46,413 and his impatience was beginning to show. 316 00:17:46,456 --> 00:17:48,197 - The birds are going south. 317 00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:50,286 Those green things are going south. 318 00:17:50,330 --> 00:17:51,940 When do we get to go south? 319 00:17:51,983 --> 00:17:55,030 - It'll be time to go when your father says it's time. 320 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,945 [roars] 321 00:17:56,988 --> 00:17:58,947 It's time. Move 'em out, Patchi! 322 00:17:58,990 --> 00:18:00,992 - Well, you don't have to tell me twice. 323 00:18:01,036 --> 00:18:02,472 - Move 'em out, Patchi. 324 00:18:02,516 --> 00:18:06,781 - Yee-haw! Right, here we go. My first migration. 325 00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:18,401 [roars] 326 00:18:18,445 --> 00:18:22,144 - Eat my dust, Patchi. - It's not a race! 327 00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:24,668 [Alex]: Come on, guys, don't be shy. 328 00:18:24,712 --> 00:18:27,062 We're all going to the same place. 329 00:18:38,508 --> 00:18:41,337 - Hey, Alex, uh, don't most birds fly south? 330 00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:43,513 - It's called symbiosis, buddy. 331 00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:46,081 - I get transportation and you get pest control. 332 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:49,911 Gotcha! Seriously, you're a buffet on four legs. Mmm! 333 00:18:49,954 --> 00:18:52,000 [Alex]: And the herd lumbered south 334 00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:53,741 across the Alaskan hinterland... 335 00:18:53,784 --> 00:18:55,395 [Patchi]: Whoa, what do you mean "lumbered"? 336 00:18:55,438 --> 00:18:57,266 [Alex]: Well, you weren't exactly gallivanting. 337 00:18:57,310 --> 00:18:58,702 [Patchi]: Yeah, we're Pachyrhinosaurs. 338 00:18:58,746 --> 00:18:59,921 We don't gallivant. 339 00:18:59,964 --> 00:19:01,096 [Alex]: No, you do not. 340 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,098 But I have to warn you: every good story 341 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,796 has a scary part, and that's coming up, so get ready. 342 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:08,364 [Patchi]: Oh, I'm ready; I lived through it. 343 00:19:08,408 --> 00:19:09,757 It was late afternoon, 344 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,411 and the clouds were gathering in the east. 345 00:19:11,454 --> 00:19:12,803 [Alex]: Okay, let me tell it. 346 00:19:12,847 --> 00:19:16,677 I have the flair. The clouds gathered in the east. 347 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:19,941 Soon, a portent of approaching danger floated in 348 00:19:19,984 --> 00:19:21,769 upon the changing winds, 349 00:19:21,812 --> 00:19:24,772 a harbinger in the form of a glorious winged creature. 350 00:19:24,815 --> 00:19:27,427 Danger, danger, everyone! Warning, warning! 351 00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:29,211 - Did you hear that, Dad? Danger. 352 00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:32,345 - Of course he heard. [roars] 353 00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:34,303 What'd I say, huh? 354 00:19:35,739 --> 00:19:37,263 [Patchi]: My father ordered the herd into the forest 355 00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:41,092 to find shelter from the storm. [thunder rumbling softly] 356 00:19:50,972 --> 00:19:52,887 [Alex]: The weather worsened, 357 00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:54,715 and my friend Patchi's young life 358 00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:59,328 was about to change in a flash. [thunder cracks] 359 00:19:59,372 --> 00:20:00,286 - I'm scared. 360 00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:01,809 [thunder cracks] [Patchi screams] 361 00:20:01,852 --> 00:20:04,246 - I'm not scared. You're the only one who's scared. 362 00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:06,292 [chuckles] 363 00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:09,686 Well, you and maybe that guy. Wusses. 364 00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:14,909 [Alex]: The dry summer months 365 00:20:14,952 --> 00:20:16,650 had turned the forest into a tinderbox, 366 00:20:16,693 --> 00:20:19,870 ready to explode into flames. 367 00:20:19,914 --> 00:20:22,743 I know you humans like to think you discovered fire, 368 00:20:22,786 --> 00:20:27,487 but trust me, it's been around since the time of the dinosaurs. 369 00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:29,967 Patchi's father smelled trouble. 370 00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:33,754 Quickly, he called to the others. 371 00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:34,668 [roars] 372 00:20:34,711 --> 00:20:38,411 This was no time to dilly-dally. 373 00:20:38,454 --> 00:20:40,413 - Dad, what's going on? 374 00:20:40,456 --> 00:20:42,328 - What is it, Alex? 375 00:20:42,371 --> 00:20:46,593 - It's fire! - What's fire? Does it eat meat? 376 00:20:46,636 --> 00:20:49,770 - It eats everything! Run! Go on! 377 00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:51,946 Move your meaty little legs! 378 00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:05,699 [Alex]: Bulldust and his family 379 00:21:05,742 --> 00:21:07,309 hurried toward open ground. 380 00:21:09,006 --> 00:21:12,880 But there was just one problem: predators. 381 00:21:12,923 --> 00:21:17,972 For one dinosaur's misfortune is another dinosaur's feast. 382 00:21:18,015 --> 00:21:20,540 - Hi, there! Friend or foe? 383 00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:24,021 [roars] Foe! Foe! Definitely foe! 384 00:21:24,065 --> 00:21:26,502 Oh, wait up, guys! 385 00:21:39,950 --> 00:21:42,475 [roaring] 386 00:21:42,518 --> 00:21:45,652 Scowler, I don't like migration! I want to go home! 387 00:21:45,695 --> 00:21:48,481 - Patchi, try and be brave like Dad. 388 00:21:48,524 --> 00:21:49,873 [screams] 389 00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:51,658 - What do we do now?! What do we do?! 390 00:21:51,701 --> 00:21:54,182 - Don't worry, Dad would never abandon me. 391 00:21:54,225 --> 00:21:56,619 - You mean "us," right? - Right, us. 392 00:21:56,663 --> 00:21:58,273 [roaring] [Patchi]: Help, Dad! 393 00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:02,451 [Scowler]: Dad, over here! [roars] 394 00:22:02,495 --> 00:22:04,105 That was a good idea, Dad. 395 00:22:04,148 --> 00:22:06,716 I was gonna do the same thing, bust through that tree. 396 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:09,719 - Um, hey, where's Mom? 397 00:22:12,548 --> 00:22:15,551 [roars, whimpering] 398 00:22:15,595 --> 00:22:17,379 [Alex]: Separated from the others, 399 00:22:17,423 --> 00:22:21,296 Patchi's mom didn't realize that she was heading into a trap. 400 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,342 [hissing] 401 00:22:24,908 --> 00:22:26,562 [growling] 402 00:22:26,606 --> 00:22:29,391 She did what she could to protect her little ones, 403 00:22:29,435 --> 00:22:31,611 but the danger only mounted. 404 00:22:31,654 --> 00:22:35,049 Severely outnumbered, she called for Bulldust to come and help. 405 00:22:35,092 --> 00:22:38,269 [roars] 406 00:22:42,317 --> 00:22:45,320 [roars] 407 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,148 [Patchi]: We should go with him! 408 00:22:47,191 --> 00:22:49,280 [Scowler]: Patchi, Dad said to wait here. 409 00:22:49,324 --> 00:22:53,328 - I don't care. Dad! - Let me do it; I'm louder. 410 00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:54,634 Dad! 411 00:22:54,677 --> 00:22:56,766 - Wait a minute, Scowler, I think I see him. 412 00:22:56,810 --> 00:22:58,115 - Dad! 413 00:22:58,159 --> 00:22:59,813 [Patchi]: He's coming back! 414 00:22:59,856 --> 00:23:01,467 [growling] That's definitely... not him. 415 00:23:01,510 --> 00:23:03,947 - Oh, boy, oh, boy. Run, run, run! 416 00:23:03,991 --> 00:23:06,123 [roars] We should split up. 417 00:23:06,167 --> 00:23:08,909 He'll only eat one of us. - The slower one, right? 418 00:23:08,952 --> 00:23:10,432 - On second thought, we better stick together. 419 00:23:10,476 --> 00:23:12,521 Over here, under those logs! 420 00:23:15,437 --> 00:23:18,005 I think we lost him. 421 00:23:18,048 --> 00:23:20,311 The smoke is disguising our scent. 422 00:23:20,355 --> 00:23:24,838 - Really? You think? [hissing] 423 00:23:24,881 --> 00:23:26,579 Oh! [Scowler gasps] 424 00:23:26,622 --> 00:23:28,015 [screams] His tongue touched me! 425 00:23:28,058 --> 00:23:30,060 I was literally on the tip of his tongue! 426 00:23:30,104 --> 00:23:31,714 [screams] 427 00:23:31,758 --> 00:23:33,194 [roars] Dad! 428 00:23:33,237 --> 00:23:37,590 I knew he'd come back for me. - For us. You mean "us." 429 00:23:37,633 --> 00:23:41,898 - Right, I said "us." Get him, Dad. Stomp his butt. 430 00:23:41,942 --> 00:23:45,119 - Yeah, get him, Dad! Do you think he'll win? 431 00:23:45,162 --> 00:23:49,471 - What are you talking about? Dad always wins. 432 00:23:49,515 --> 00:23:53,606 Always. Right? I mean, he's got to. 433 00:23:55,390 --> 00:23:56,870 [Alex]: But this time, 434 00:23:56,913 --> 00:23:59,220 Bulldust, the great Pachyrhinosaur, 435 00:23:59,263 --> 00:24:02,919 the most feared and respected of his tribe, 436 00:24:02,963 --> 00:24:04,791 had met his match. 437 00:24:04,834 --> 00:24:06,488 On that day, 438 00:24:06,532 --> 00:24:10,971 noble blood was spilled while noble blood looked on. 439 00:24:11,014 --> 00:24:13,147 - It's gonna be okay. 440 00:24:13,190 --> 00:24:16,933 It's gonna be okay. It's gonna be okay. 441 00:24:28,249 --> 00:24:30,469 [soft music] 442 00:24:50,314 --> 00:24:52,316 [Scowler]: Anyone out there? 443 00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:53,840 [Patchi]: Can anyone hear us? 444 00:24:53,883 --> 00:24:59,019 [Scowler]: Hello? [Patchi]: Mom? Dad? 445 00:25:01,456 --> 00:25:06,026 Scowler, you see anything? - Hello? Anyone out there? 446 00:25:06,069 --> 00:25:09,159 - Hello? Mom! - Patchi. 447 00:25:09,203 --> 00:25:10,465 - Dad! 448 00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:12,336 - Patchi, come on, we've got to keep moving. 449 00:25:12,380 --> 00:25:16,645 - But what if they come back? - I don't know. They'll find us. 450 00:25:16,689 --> 00:25:18,604 Got to get to the herd, okay? 451 00:25:18,647 --> 00:25:20,388 - Yeah, but, Scowler, I'm just saying, 452 00:25:20,431 --> 00:25:22,129 what's the harm in waiting a little? I'm sure 453 00:25:22,172 --> 00:25:25,741 they'd do the same for us. - They're not coming back, okay? 454 00:25:25,785 --> 00:25:29,876 - Hello! Mom! I'm not giving up. 455 00:25:29,919 --> 00:25:34,097 Dad! Dad! - Ah, poor kid. 456 00:25:34,141 --> 00:25:38,319 I wish I could help. Hey, somebody's coming. 457 00:25:38,362 --> 00:25:40,147 - Dad? 458 00:25:40,190 --> 00:25:43,193 - It's Major! Major! 459 00:25:43,237 --> 00:25:46,588 - Major, it's us! - Major! 460 00:25:46,632 --> 00:25:48,329 - Oh, Major, I'm so happy to see you. 461 00:25:48,372 --> 00:25:50,505 It was crazy. There was this fire, 462 00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:52,507 and then these mean psycho Gorgos came out of nowhere, 463 00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:55,510 but Dad fought them off, and now he's gone, and... 464 00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:56,903 Oh, okay. 465 00:25:56,946 --> 00:26:00,994 - Geez. Good talk. - Huh. He seemed kind of busy. 466 00:26:01,037 --> 00:26:03,387 - Guess he's leader of the herd now. 467 00:26:05,172 --> 00:26:06,826 Come on, follow me. 468 00:26:08,436 --> 00:26:09,655 - Um, if he's the leader of the herd, why am I following you? 469 00:26:09,698 --> 00:26:11,134 - 'Cause I'm still the leader of you. Come on! 470 00:26:11,178 --> 00:26:13,006 - All right, I'm coming. - We've got to stick together. 471 00:26:13,049 --> 00:26:14,747 It's just you and me now, all right? 472 00:26:14,790 --> 00:26:16,792 Pay attention and watch your back. 473 00:26:16,836 --> 00:26:19,839 - Yeah, I got it. Whoop. Sorry, ladies. 474 00:26:21,536 --> 00:26:26,672 Sweet pond scum, it's her. She looks amazing. 475 00:26:26,715 --> 00:26:31,285 Hey! Hey, over here! Juniper! It's me! 476 00:26:31,328 --> 00:26:33,940 Uh, the guy with the hole in his head? 477 00:26:33,983 --> 00:26:36,943 - Hey, Patchi! You migrating with us now? 478 00:26:36,986 --> 00:26:38,640 - I've been looking all over for you. 479 00:26:38,684 --> 00:26:40,642 I-I went back to the waterfall so many times, 480 00:26:40,686 --> 00:26:44,037 but it was weird, it was like you just disapp... 481 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:49,477 Aw, come on! Oh, I see. Playing hard to get. 482 00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,827 Nice. I feel ya. 483 00:26:51,871 --> 00:26:55,309 Hey, Juniper, wait up! Wait for me! 484 00:26:56,571 --> 00:26:58,878 - What are you doing? Who you talking to? 485 00:26:58,921 --> 00:27:02,577 - Um, a friend. - A friend? 486 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:06,581 Since when do you have friends? - I-I have tons of friends. 487 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:09,845 - Wait. Hold on. It's a girl, isn't it? 488 00:27:09,889 --> 00:27:11,412 [laughs] 489 00:27:11,455 --> 00:27:14,067 - What? - Patchi's got a girlfriend. 490 00:27:14,110 --> 00:27:15,416 - She's not my girlfriend. 491 00:27:15,459 --> 00:27:16,896 - Ah, you might be crushing a little. 492 00:27:16,939 --> 00:27:18,680 - Hey, whose side are you on, Alex? 493 00:27:18,724 --> 00:27:19,812 - My side. 494 00:27:19,855 --> 00:27:21,770 - Admit it, you're crushing hard. 495 00:27:21,814 --> 00:27:24,381 - Nope. Am not. [laughs] 496 00:27:24,425 --> 00:27:27,689 - Give up. She's out of your league. 497 00:27:27,733 --> 00:27:29,125 [Alex]: But Scowler's heckling 498 00:27:29,169 --> 00:27:30,736 was not Patchi's only problem, 499 00:27:30,779 --> 00:27:33,434 for the north wind had started to blow, 500 00:27:33,477 --> 00:27:38,439 revealing a musical side effect to Patchi's perforated head. 501 00:27:38,482 --> 00:27:41,094 [wind whistling through hole] 502 00:27:41,137 --> 00:27:43,009 - What is that noise? 503 00:27:43,052 --> 00:27:47,361 Wait, is that me? Is my head whistling? 504 00:27:47,404 --> 00:27:49,015 [whistling continues] 505 00:27:49,058 --> 00:27:53,019 Maybe nobody will notice. - Whoa, what was that? 506 00:27:53,062 --> 00:27:55,848 [Alex]: Ay-yi-yi, please turn that off. 507 00:27:55,891 --> 00:27:59,242 [laughs]: Are you okay? 508 00:27:59,286 --> 00:28:02,071 - Oh, yeah, just whistling out of my hole. No biggie. 509 00:28:02,115 --> 00:28:03,246 [chuckles] 510 00:28:03,290 --> 00:28:04,857 - Told you you'd blow it. [chuckles] 511 00:28:04,900 --> 00:28:06,380 Get it? Blow it. 512 00:28:06,423 --> 00:28:08,295 - Patchi, is that sound really coming out of your head? 513 00:28:08,338 --> 00:28:10,776 - Uh, yeah, it is. - Well, I think it's cool. 514 00:28:10,819 --> 00:28:13,779 - You're kidding, right? - No, I'm not. 515 00:28:13,822 --> 00:28:16,433 Hey, I wish my frill could whistle. 516 00:28:16,477 --> 00:28:19,088 - Yeah, I wish my tail rattled. We could do a duet. 517 00:28:19,132 --> 00:28:20,263 - Ow, Scowler. - Ow! 518 00:28:20,307 --> 00:28:22,048 - Hey, butt out, Scowler! She's my friend! 519 00:28:22,091 --> 00:28:24,790 Shouldn't you ask her mom for permission? 520 00:28:24,833 --> 00:28:26,879 - I don't need to get permission from her mom. 521 00:28:26,922 --> 00:28:28,445 [Juniper, whispers]: Patchi! 522 00:28:28,489 --> 00:28:30,491 - Unless, of course, she's standing right behind me. 523 00:28:30,534 --> 00:28:33,799 Which she is. What a nice surprise. 524 00:28:33,842 --> 00:28:36,584 Uh, hello, Mrs. Juniper's Mom. Okay. 525 00:28:36,627 --> 00:28:38,586 - Bye, Patchi. - Bye-bye, then. 526 00:28:38,629 --> 00:28:39,674 Good to see you. 527 00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:42,024 - "Good to see you"? Seriously? 528 00:28:45,375 --> 00:28:47,508 - Worst migration ever. 529 00:28:47,551 --> 00:28:50,250 [Alex]: The winter rains soon descended, 530 00:28:50,293 --> 00:28:53,993 casting a pall over the valley and all who dwelled within. 531 00:28:54,036 --> 00:28:56,691 The continuous downpour soaked the ground 532 00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:58,171 and dampened spirits, 533 00:28:58,214 --> 00:29:02,218 leaving many in a very grumpy mood. 534 00:29:11,271 --> 00:29:13,229 [squawks] 535 00:29:17,886 --> 00:29:20,628 [Alex]: We traveled days on end. 536 00:29:20,671 --> 00:29:25,067 Soon, days turned into weeks, weeks turned into weekends, 537 00:29:25,111 --> 00:29:28,027 weekends turned into long weekends. 538 00:29:28,070 --> 00:29:32,379 Well, you get the picture. By and by, there we were. 539 00:29:32,422 --> 00:29:35,469 Just a few short miles from the last mountain pass, 540 00:29:35,512 --> 00:29:38,298 on the way to the winter grounds. 541 00:29:38,341 --> 00:29:40,996 Many creatures had made the arduous journey, 542 00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:43,912 not only by land, but on the wing, 543 00:29:43,956 --> 00:29:46,915 soaring high above the pastoral terrain. 544 00:29:48,525 --> 00:29:51,659 [boy]: Pterosaur, meaning "winged lizard." 545 00:29:51,702 --> 00:29:53,835 Carnivore. 546 00:29:53,879 --> 00:29:55,358 [Alex]: While the poor earthbound creatures 547 00:29:55,402 --> 00:29:56,838 plodded along, 548 00:29:56,882 --> 00:30:00,973 those of us blessed with certain aerodynamic qualities 549 00:30:01,016 --> 00:30:03,671 could cover hundreds of miles in a single... 550 00:30:03,714 --> 00:30:05,978 Hey, hey, watch it! I have the right of way here! 551 00:30:06,021 --> 00:30:09,633 [screams] You won't get away with this! 552 00:30:09,677 --> 00:30:11,592 You better watch your backs! 553 00:30:11,635 --> 00:30:15,683 I know some very unsavory people! Sky hogs! 554 00:30:15,726 --> 00:30:18,251 [voice-over]: As I was saying, there it was, 555 00:30:18,294 --> 00:30:20,514 the final mountain pass. 556 00:30:20,557 --> 00:30:22,516 Also known as the Widow-maker, 557 00:30:22,559 --> 00:30:24,823 Dead Man's Canyon, Ambush Alley. 558 00:30:24,866 --> 00:30:26,650 It had a lot of names. 559 00:30:26,694 --> 00:30:29,523 Okay, interesting sidebar for the scientifically-minded. 560 00:30:29,566 --> 00:30:32,352 Did you know that the Pterosaur has no natural predators? 561 00:30:32,395 --> 00:30:33,875 [Patchi]: Are you sure about that? 562 00:30:33,919 --> 00:30:36,704 [Alex]: Yes, of course. I don't make this stuff up. 563 00:30:36,747 --> 00:30:38,532 Fascinating creatures, you know... 564 00:30:38,575 --> 00:30:40,186 light enough to stay airborne, 565 00:30:40,229 --> 00:30:43,885 yet powerful enough to travel great distances without rest. 566 00:30:43,929 --> 00:30:46,366 [Patchi]: Really? And no natural predators? 567 00:30:46,409 --> 00:30:48,020 [Alex]: Nope. Not even one. 568 00:30:48,063 --> 00:30:50,674 The Pterosaur lives a charmed life. 569 00:30:51,588 --> 00:30:53,068 Uh-oh. 570 00:30:54,635 --> 00:30:56,942 [Patchi]: I think you might have just jinxed that guy, Alex. 571 00:30:56,985 --> 00:30:58,682 - Ooh, sorry, boss! That's on me. 572 00:30:58,726 --> 00:31:01,424 Keep it real, buddy. [growling] 573 00:31:01,468 --> 00:31:03,383 [voice-over]: Did I forget to mention that the Pterosaur 574 00:31:03,426 --> 00:31:07,343 did have one natural predator? The Gorgosaurus. 575 00:31:07,387 --> 00:31:10,346 [girl]: Gorgosaurus, meaning "fierce lizard." 576 00:31:10,390 --> 00:31:12,566 Carnivore. 577 00:31:12,609 --> 00:31:13,915 [Alex]: Nicely done. 578 00:31:13,959 --> 00:31:17,919 But I think a little more is needed with this guy. 579 00:31:17,963 --> 00:31:20,443 Allow me to elaborate. 580 00:31:21,662 --> 00:31:23,577 Weighing in at nearly two and a half tons, 581 00:31:23,620 --> 00:31:25,840 the Gorgosaur measured roughly 26 feet 582 00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:28,538 from the tip of his tail to the top of his noggin. 583 00:31:28,582 --> 00:31:30,932 And if you like teeth, he's got teeth. 584 00:31:30,976 --> 00:31:32,978 60 of them, and razor sharp. 585 00:31:33,021 --> 00:31:36,459 Perfect for tearing through flesh and splintering bones. 586 00:31:36,503 --> 00:31:40,159 His powerful legs propel him to blazing speeds of up to... 587 00:31:40,202 --> 00:31:41,595 well, no one really knows, 588 00:31:41,638 --> 00:31:43,162 but he certainly was faster than you. 589 00:31:43,205 --> 00:31:45,816 He was equipped with an uncanny sense of smell, 590 00:31:45,860 --> 00:31:49,081 razor sharp vision and two tiny little arms. 591 00:31:49,124 --> 00:31:51,083 He... [laughs] 592 00:31:51,126 --> 00:31:54,173 I'm sorry. Seriously, I mean, what's up with that? 593 00:31:54,216 --> 00:31:55,914 I mean... [laughs] 594 00:31:55,957 --> 00:31:58,525 Okay, sorry, sorry, wait, wait. I have to compose myself. Okay. 595 00:31:58,568 --> 00:32:01,049 The Gorgosaurus had a large brai... 596 00:32:01,093 --> 00:32:02,790 [laughs] 597 00:32:02,833 --> 00:32:04,531 I'm sorry, I can't take him seriously 598 00:32:04,574 --> 00:32:05,967 with those tiny little baby hands. 599 00:32:06,011 --> 00:32:07,708 I mean, look at him, he's so cute. 600 00:32:07,751 --> 00:32:09,536 Okay, okay, I'm sorry. Sorry, sorry. 601 00:32:09,579 --> 00:32:12,887 But make no mistake, despite his comically miniature arms... 602 00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:15,194 [laughs] 603 00:32:15,237 --> 00:32:17,631 ...he was a very good eater, able to consume 604 00:32:17,674 --> 00:32:20,808 hundreds of pounds of meat in a single feeding. 605 00:32:20,851 --> 00:32:23,028 [snarling] 606 00:32:28,598 --> 00:32:30,035 I'll tell you what, 607 00:32:30,078 --> 00:32:32,733 you did not want to get on a Gorgosaur's bad side. 608 00:32:32,776 --> 00:32:35,649 Oh, no. Or on his insides, which was 609 00:32:35,692 --> 00:32:38,391 a distinct possibility. Especially if you were 610 00:32:38,434 --> 00:32:41,263 a big, galumphing, double-wide herbivore. 611 00:32:43,613 --> 00:32:45,833 [sniffing] 612 00:32:49,184 --> 00:32:51,491 [Alex]: And featured on the menu on this particular day 613 00:32:51,534 --> 00:32:55,886 was Pachyrhinosaur carpaccio with a garnish of sagebrush 614 00:32:55,930 --> 00:32:59,281 and just a soupçon of wild asparagus. 615 00:33:06,201 --> 00:33:09,422 [hissing] 616 00:33:18,083 --> 00:33:19,388 [Alex]: Hey, Pachito. 617 00:33:19,432 --> 00:33:21,869 You feel like maybe getting some exercise today? 618 00:33:21,912 --> 00:33:23,827 - What? - Just got a strange feeling. 619 00:33:23,871 --> 00:33:26,047 You might want to do a little stretching, you know, 620 00:33:26,091 --> 00:33:27,570 get those hamstrings nice and loose. 621 00:33:27,614 --> 00:33:29,877 Just in case you decide to do some cardio. 622 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:31,313 [Patchi]: Why would I be exercising 623 00:33:31,357 --> 00:33:32,880 when I walk 12 hours a day? 624 00:33:32,923 --> 00:33:35,230 [Alex]: Because you might live longer. 625 00:33:35,274 --> 00:33:37,667 Run away! 626 00:33:39,669 --> 00:33:42,194 - Run away? Away from what? Wh-Where do I go? 627 00:33:42,237 --> 00:33:43,847 It'd be helpful to know. 628 00:33:48,461 --> 00:33:50,724 [roaring] 629 00:33:53,248 --> 00:33:55,076 [whimpering] 630 00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:57,339 - Keep to the centre of the herd, little bro. 631 00:33:57,383 --> 00:34:00,212 Safety in numbers. - What's safe about this? 632 00:34:00,255 --> 00:34:03,258 I almost got stepped on. Ah! See? 633 00:34:07,132 --> 00:34:09,221 [snarling] 634 00:34:12,789 --> 00:34:15,488 [snarling and roaring] 635 00:34:17,664 --> 00:34:19,840 [Alex]: The Gorgosaurs enacted their plan 636 00:34:19,883 --> 00:34:21,972 with military precision. 637 00:34:22,016 --> 00:34:24,932 Now, these bad boys of the plains had it down. 638 00:34:24,975 --> 00:34:28,501 They chased and harried their prey, causing panic, 639 00:34:28,544 --> 00:34:29,937 and introducing mayhem in their ranks. 640 00:34:29,980 --> 00:34:31,852 [Patchi]: Hey, you'd freak out, too, 641 00:34:31,895 --> 00:34:33,549 if they were chasing you, okay? 642 00:34:33,593 --> 00:34:35,682 [snarling] [Alex]: I'm not judging. 643 00:34:35,725 --> 00:34:38,380 - Juniper, this way! - Mom, where are you? 644 00:34:38,424 --> 00:34:40,556 I'm going with Patchi. 645 00:34:42,732 --> 00:34:44,952 - Scowler, wh-what are we doing? What's happening? 646 00:34:44,995 --> 00:34:48,086 - Don't worry. As long as we keep up with the herd, 647 00:34:48,129 --> 00:34:49,739 we'll be okay. 648 00:34:56,181 --> 00:34:58,357 [roaring] 649 00:35:03,449 --> 00:35:04,841 [growls] 650 00:35:04,885 --> 00:35:07,496 [Alex]: And here, the nasty Gorgosaurs 651 00:35:07,540 --> 00:35:10,325 separated the young and the weak from the herd. 652 00:35:10,369 --> 00:35:12,806 [hissing and snarling] 653 00:35:14,286 --> 00:35:17,985 Divide and conquer. Gorgon practically invented it. 654 00:35:20,118 --> 00:35:21,684 [hisses] 655 00:35:21,728 --> 00:35:25,253 - Patchi, what do we do? - Think happy thoughts, guys. 656 00:35:25,297 --> 00:35:29,170 Happy thoughts. [yells] 657 00:35:32,782 --> 00:35:34,828 - Whatever happens, we have to remain calm. 658 00:35:34,871 --> 00:35:39,267 Remember, they can smell fear. - Sorry. That's not fear. 659 00:35:39,311 --> 00:35:41,443 J-Juniper, you okay? 660 00:35:41,487 --> 00:35:44,664 - I think I just stepped in some fear. 661 00:35:44,707 --> 00:35:46,970 [growling] 662 00:35:50,496 --> 00:35:51,758 They have us cornered. 663 00:35:51,801 --> 00:35:54,456 - Truce. Truce. Time-out. Time-out. 664 00:35:55,762 --> 00:35:57,198 Okay, everybody, I got an idea. Just back up 665 00:35:57,242 --> 00:35:59,331 and play it very cool. Like we don't even care, like, 666 00:35:59,374 --> 00:36:01,594 "Look at that nice stream over there. Let's look at..." 667 00:36:01,637 --> 00:36:05,206 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Somebody help me! 668 00:36:05,250 --> 00:36:08,340 - Juniper! Oh, no! Swim toward the shore. 669 00:36:08,383 --> 00:36:11,865 - I'm trying! I can't swim. 670 00:36:13,214 --> 00:36:15,216 [Patchi]: Juniper needed my help. With her mom 671 00:36:15,260 --> 00:36:18,219 stuck on the shore, I suddenly realized what I had to do. 672 00:36:18,263 --> 00:36:22,092 I had to dive in to save her. [yells] 673 00:36:22,136 --> 00:36:23,964 [grunts, yells] 674 00:36:24,007 --> 00:36:26,140 [Alex]: You dove in? [Patchi]: That's right. 675 00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:28,142 - That was a dive? - Yeah, actually, it was. 676 00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:31,624 - That was a dive right there? - Yeah, it was a dive. 677 00:36:31,667 --> 00:36:34,540 [Alex]: Maybe we should look at that again. 678 00:36:38,370 --> 00:36:39,893 [yells] 679 00:36:39,936 --> 00:36:42,200 Ah, yeah, there you are with a beautiful dive. 680 00:36:42,243 --> 00:36:43,592 [Patchi]: I'll have you know 681 00:36:43,636 --> 00:36:45,377 that was a reverse pike cannonball. 682 00:36:45,420 --> 00:36:48,162 [Alex]: I'll give you a 1.5 for degree of difficulty 683 00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:50,730 and a perfect ten for imagination. 684 00:36:50,773 --> 00:36:55,691 [Patchi]: Help! I can't swim! - Hang in there, Patchi. 685 00:36:55,735 --> 00:36:58,128 Whatever you do, try not to drown. 686 00:36:58,172 --> 00:36:59,652 Help! [gasping] 687 00:36:59,695 --> 00:37:02,176 [Alex]: I watched my friend helplessly 688 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:05,571 as he was swept away into a watery grave. 689 00:37:05,614 --> 00:37:08,661 [Patchi]: Grave? I'm still alive. 690 00:37:08,704 --> 00:37:12,142 [Alex]: Come on, it's a figure of speech. 691 00:37:12,839 --> 00:37:14,623 [yelling, gasping] 692 00:37:14,667 --> 00:37:15,929 - Help, somebody! 693 00:37:15,972 --> 00:37:18,410 [coughing] Help! Whoa! 694 00:37:18,453 --> 00:37:20,542 - Whoa! [grunts] 695 00:37:20,586 --> 00:37:23,284 [grunts] - Oh, thank goodness. 696 00:37:23,328 --> 00:37:24,459 Oh, that was a close one. 697 00:37:24,503 --> 00:37:27,332 [gasping] Patchi! Over here. 698 00:37:27,375 --> 00:37:29,508 Hang on, Juniper. [coughs] 699 00:37:29,551 --> 00:37:31,336 I'm coming to save you. 700 00:37:31,379 --> 00:37:33,990 - Yeah. - Oh, man. That was close. 701 00:37:34,034 --> 00:37:36,950 - I'm exhausted. [Scowler]: Whoa. Whoa! 702 00:37:36,993 --> 00:37:39,344 Oh, my gosh. [yells] 703 00:37:39,387 --> 00:37:41,998 Whoa, that was scary. Oh, my gosh. Guys, can you help me? 704 00:37:42,042 --> 00:37:44,087 No! Whoa! - Thanks a lot, Scowler. 705 00:37:44,131 --> 00:37:45,915 Nice work. 706 00:37:47,221 --> 00:37:49,049 [Alex]: Patchi and the others were carried off 707 00:37:49,092 --> 00:37:52,270 by the swift and treacherous current. 708 00:37:57,362 --> 00:38:00,930 Patchi? Where are you? 709 00:38:02,367 --> 00:38:06,632 Patchi! I flew for what seemed like days. 710 00:38:06,675 --> 00:38:10,157 But I do tend to exaggerate, so let's call it ten minutes. 711 00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:12,768 Then, as I searched for my dear friend Patchi, 712 00:38:12,812 --> 00:38:16,468 I was confronted by the specter of his bloated corpse, 713 00:38:16,511 --> 00:38:19,732 cast upon the sand like a lump of rotting flesh. 714 00:38:19,775 --> 00:38:22,125 A mere shadow... Got you. - Hey. What gives? 715 00:38:22,169 --> 00:38:23,605 - See? I knew you were faking. 716 00:38:23,649 --> 00:38:25,607 - That doesn't mean you can poke my eye out. 717 00:38:25,651 --> 00:38:27,130 - Agree to disagree, okay? 718 00:38:27,174 --> 00:38:29,263 [sneezes] Oh, gross. 719 00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:30,873 Mmm. But tasty. Mmm. 720 00:38:30,917 --> 00:38:33,746 - Charge! - Hey, where's Scowler going? 721 00:38:33,789 --> 00:38:36,009 - Come on, guys. Here's the way out. 722 00:38:36,052 --> 00:38:38,272 Oh, wait. Hang on. 723 00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:41,057 Yeah, ocean, I'll kick your salty butt. 724 00:38:41,101 --> 00:38:42,407 - Yep, that's my brother. 725 00:38:42,450 --> 00:38:45,366 - Ooh. Ow. Oh, ouch. 726 00:38:45,410 --> 00:38:49,414 Come on, Juniper. Easy does it. Oh, ouch. 727 00:38:49,457 --> 00:38:52,939 - Juniper, are you okay? Do not peck her eye out. 728 00:38:52,982 --> 00:38:54,723 - Okay, relax. 729 00:38:54,767 --> 00:38:56,682 - Are you all right? What's wrong with your leg? 730 00:38:56,725 --> 00:38:59,989 - Oh, it's just a scratch. Mostly, I'm starving. 731 00:39:00,033 --> 00:39:02,209 I haven't eaten since yesterday. 732 00:39:02,252 --> 00:39:03,732 - Yeah, me, neither. 733 00:39:03,776 --> 00:39:05,168 [rumbling] - Whoa. 734 00:39:05,212 --> 00:39:07,345 Was that your stomach? - Uh, definitely not. 735 00:39:07,388 --> 00:39:09,912 - Look. [trumpeting] 736 00:39:17,311 --> 00:39:20,706 What is that? [Scowler humming] 737 00:39:20,749 --> 00:39:22,447 [chuckles] - Smack. What's that? 738 00:39:22,490 --> 00:39:25,145 [Alex]: Ah, yes, the mighty Edmontosaur: 739 00:39:25,188 --> 00:39:27,887 enormous in length, gargantuan in height, 740 00:39:27,930 --> 00:39:29,845 and his brain... eh, not so much. 741 00:39:29,889 --> 00:39:31,238 [Patchi]: How big is your brain? 742 00:39:31,281 --> 00:39:32,718 [Alex]: It's not a competition. 743 00:39:33,893 --> 00:39:35,329 [girl]: Edmontosaurus, 744 00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:38,593 meaning "lizard of Edmonton," herbivore. 745 00:39:41,814 --> 00:39:43,511 - Whoa. [laughing] 746 00:39:43,555 --> 00:39:45,426 - Heads up. - Look out, Patchi. 747 00:39:45,470 --> 00:39:47,472 - They look hungry. What if they want to eat us? 748 00:39:47,515 --> 00:39:51,432 [Juniper]: They don't eat meat. They eat very large trees. 749 00:39:51,476 --> 00:39:54,261 - I'm glad I'm not a tree. - Patchi, come on! 750 00:39:54,304 --> 00:39:57,133 [Alex]: For once, luck had smiled on our heroes, 751 00:39:57,177 --> 00:40:00,441 for within those enormous animals' minuscule brains 752 00:40:00,485 --> 00:40:03,096 was but one thought: food. 753 00:40:03,139 --> 00:40:04,445 [Patchi]: What about a beverage? 754 00:40:04,489 --> 00:40:05,620 [Alex]: Okay, two thoughts. 755 00:40:05,664 --> 00:40:07,143 Well, three, if you want a side dish. 756 00:40:07,187 --> 00:40:09,102 But back to my original point. 757 00:40:09,145 --> 00:40:11,887 It was a most fortuitous development, 758 00:40:11,931 --> 00:40:14,455 for as the ancient wisdom tells us: 759 00:40:14,499 --> 00:40:16,718 If you want to know where the food is, 760 00:40:16,762 --> 00:40:19,547 follow the fat guys. 761 00:40:22,332 --> 00:40:24,030 - You know what I was thinking? 762 00:40:24,073 --> 00:40:26,119 These guys are probably on their way to some feeding ground. 763 00:40:26,162 --> 00:40:27,773 Maybe we should follow them. 764 00:40:27,816 --> 00:40:30,253 - I just said that. [Juniper]: Good idea, Patchi. 765 00:40:30,297 --> 00:40:31,559 - Thanks. 766 00:40:31,603 --> 00:40:33,779 [Alex]: Oh, sure, Patchi, take all the credit. 767 00:40:33,822 --> 00:40:37,870 - Hey, mind if we join you? You won't even know we're here. 768 00:40:37,913 --> 00:40:40,655 In fact, I don't think you do know we're here. 769 00:40:40,699 --> 00:40:45,747 Do you? No? [tweeting] 770 00:40:47,836 --> 00:40:51,710 - Patchi, check it out. You go left, you go right, 771 00:40:51,753 --> 00:40:54,234 you got to be smarter than the herd... Ow! 772 00:40:54,277 --> 00:40:56,279 [roars] 773 00:40:57,542 --> 00:41:00,022 Move it or lose it, lard butt. - Ow. Scowler. 774 00:41:00,066 --> 00:41:04,592 - Eat my dust. [Patchi]: Again, not a race! 775 00:41:14,254 --> 00:41:17,344 Come on, June. We got to keep going. 776 00:41:17,387 --> 00:41:19,259 [panting]: Hey. Juniper doesn't quit. 777 00:41:19,302 --> 00:41:23,611 I'm going as fast as three and a half legs can take me, okay? 778 00:41:34,317 --> 00:41:36,494 [upbeat music] 779 00:41:41,847 --> 00:41:44,458 - How's the leg, Juniper? You need me to carry you? 780 00:41:44,502 --> 00:41:45,720 - Nah. You know what? 781 00:41:45,764 --> 00:41:48,114 I'm just gonna park it here for a bit. 782 00:41:48,157 --> 00:41:49,376 [sighs] Oh, yeah. 783 00:41:49,419 --> 00:41:53,249 Oh, uh, having a lie-down. Yeah, sure. 784 00:41:53,293 --> 00:41:56,557 Um, Scowler. Wait up, Scowler. Hey... 785 00:41:56,601 --> 00:41:58,167 [sighs] 786 00:41:59,647 --> 00:42:03,259 [Patchi]: All right. So I guess we'll catch up with you... 787 00:42:03,303 --> 00:42:05,218 or something later. 788 00:42:05,261 --> 00:42:07,437 Guys? [groans] 789 00:42:07,481 --> 00:42:10,571 Tha-Thanks for waiting. 790 00:42:10,615 --> 00:42:12,791 Save us some leafy greens. 791 00:42:12,834 --> 00:42:15,315 - Patchi, you should go on ahead. I'll catch up. 792 00:42:15,358 --> 00:42:17,056 - What are you, crazy? I'm not going anywhere. 793 00:42:17,099 --> 00:42:19,580 I'm gonna stay with you until you feel better. 794 00:42:19,624 --> 00:42:22,191 [groaning, whimpering] 795 00:42:28,371 --> 00:42:32,114 - Patchi! Now, where are those laggards? 796 00:42:32,158 --> 00:42:34,595 Ah, I should have guessed. 797 00:42:34,639 --> 00:42:38,294 Hey, I hate to horn in on your beautiful moment, 798 00:42:38,338 --> 00:42:41,515 but in case you haven't noticed, it's getting dark. 799 00:42:41,559 --> 00:42:44,997 - Juniper, uh... we got to get going. 800 00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:47,260 - Okay. I'll be over here. 801 00:42:47,303 --> 00:42:49,784 - I'm sorry to wake you, but the... I don't know, the tide... 802 00:42:49,828 --> 00:42:51,743 turned or something-- I-I don't really know much 803 00:42:51,786 --> 00:42:54,615 about tides, but the point is, we got to find another way out. 804 00:42:54,659 --> 00:42:56,965 [sighs] Okay. Good luck with that. 805 00:42:57,009 --> 00:42:59,054 - Okay, yeah, I can get us out of here. 806 00:42:59,098 --> 00:43:01,622 Time to turn on my trailblazing skills. 807 00:43:01,666 --> 00:43:04,494 - Hey, Patchi, have you ever had that weird dream 808 00:43:04,538 --> 00:43:06,801 where a bunch of crabs are crawling all over you? 809 00:43:06,845 --> 00:43:09,195 - No, you know, I've had the lobster dream, but... 810 00:43:09,238 --> 00:43:12,502 [gasps] Whoa... h-holy crab. - Get them off! 811 00:43:12,546 --> 00:43:15,027 - Here they come. They're swarming, and I don't know 812 00:43:15,070 --> 00:43:17,246 if they're friendly... Ow! Hey! Hey, back off. 813 00:43:17,290 --> 00:43:20,641 Shoo. Shoo. Get out of here. - Oh, I see you like to dance. 814 00:43:20,685 --> 00:43:22,208 What will it be, my briny friend? 815 00:43:22,251 --> 00:43:24,427 The mambo? [humming] 816 00:43:24,471 --> 00:43:27,953 The salsa? Perhaps the deadly lambada? 817 00:43:27,996 --> 00:43:29,389 - Ah, tough guy, huh? 818 00:43:29,432 --> 00:43:30,738 Yeah, well, you messed with the wrong... 819 00:43:30,782 --> 00:43:34,873 Ow! Ow! Get it off! - Look at them wiggle. 820 00:43:34,916 --> 00:43:36,657 Wiggly, wiggly, wiggly, wiggly woo. 821 00:43:36,701 --> 00:43:40,226 That's right, run away. You look so stupid. 822 00:43:40,269 --> 00:43:42,010 [screeching] Oh, boy. Incoming! 823 00:43:42,054 --> 00:43:45,144 - What does that mean? Oh, hey! New friends. 824 00:43:45,187 --> 00:43:46,667 Where are you on the food chain? 825 00:43:46,711 --> 00:43:50,192 Huh? High, low, middle? Give us a ballpark... Oh, run! 826 00:43:52,064 --> 00:43:53,892 Oh, it's okay. They don't want us. 827 00:43:53,935 --> 00:43:55,937 [Juniper]: Well, then, what do they want? 828 00:43:55,981 --> 00:43:58,461 - The crabs. - Ew. They just eat them whole? 829 00:43:58,505 --> 00:44:01,943 - Yeah. I guess they're purists. Come on, Juniper. Follow me. 830 00:44:01,987 --> 00:44:04,729 I'm pretty sure it's this way. [Juniper]: Lead on, Patchi, 831 00:44:04,772 --> 00:44:08,733 but can we slow it down a tad? Still a little tender here. 832 00:44:08,776 --> 00:44:11,126 - Oh, yeah, of course. No problem. 833 00:44:12,606 --> 00:44:14,913 [Alex]: You see, Patchi was already becoming a leader. 834 00:44:14,956 --> 00:44:18,264 A leader of one, but you got to start somewhere. 835 00:44:18,307 --> 00:44:20,135 [squawks] 836 00:44:22,747 --> 00:44:26,228 The sun set for the last time on the western horizon, 837 00:44:26,272 --> 00:44:28,666 giving way to sister moon, 838 00:44:28,709 --> 00:44:32,757 who would now hold sway over the wintery Alaskan wilderness, 839 00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:36,151 piercing the darkness with her pale blue eyes. 840 00:44:36,195 --> 00:44:37,675 Which simply means 841 00:44:37,718 --> 00:44:40,416 it'll be dark in the Arctic for a very long time. 842 00:44:40,460 --> 00:44:42,810 [Patchi, shuddering]: Yikes. It's getting kind of chilly. 843 00:44:42,854 --> 00:44:44,638 We should have brought layers. 844 00:44:44,682 --> 00:44:46,292 - Are you sure this is the right way 845 00:44:46,335 --> 00:44:49,121 to the feeding grounds? [Patchi]: Of course I'm sure. 846 00:44:49,164 --> 00:44:51,384 I got a knack for these kinds of things. 847 00:44:51,427 --> 00:44:53,778 Besides, I've also got a foolproof plan "B," 848 00:44:53,821 --> 00:44:55,214 and his name is Alex. 849 00:44:55,257 --> 00:44:58,217 - I hope there's a plan "C," 'cause I'm totally lost. 850 00:44:58,260 --> 00:45:00,001 [Juniper]: Did you hear that? 851 00:45:00,045 --> 00:45:01,873 We're lost in this horrible place. 852 00:45:01,916 --> 00:45:06,616 - It's just a normal forest full of normal foresty things. 853 00:45:06,660 --> 00:45:09,054 [distant animal calls] 854 00:45:09,097 --> 00:45:11,056 - What was that? 855 00:45:16,061 --> 00:45:18,150 [screams] 856 00:45:18,193 --> 00:45:19,760 - That's not funny! 857 00:45:19,804 --> 00:45:22,415 Hey, take it somewhere else, fur ball. 858 00:45:23,721 --> 00:45:26,724 You know, someday these mammals will go extinct, 859 00:45:26,767 --> 00:45:31,467 and then we'll have the last laugh. Ha-ha! 860 00:45:36,777 --> 00:45:39,345 You know, it isn't actually that bad out here. 861 00:45:39,388 --> 00:45:41,260 Think about it: A dark, creepy forest 862 00:45:41,303 --> 00:45:43,001 is really just an open field 863 00:45:43,044 --> 00:45:45,003 with trees and different things in it. 864 00:45:45,046 --> 00:45:47,048 You never know what you're gonna find. Oops. 865 00:45:47,092 --> 00:45:50,095 Watch the log. - Uh, not log; tail. 866 00:45:50,138 --> 00:45:52,445 - I hope it's not connected to this claw in any way. 867 00:45:52,488 --> 00:45:57,015 Or that big, toothy muzzle. [shuddering breath] 868 00:45:57,058 --> 00:46:00,627 - Oh, I can't bear to watch. But I will. 869 00:46:00,670 --> 00:46:03,935 - Careful, Patchi. Don't make any sudden movements. 870 00:46:03,978 --> 00:46:07,721 - It's another kind of movement I'm worried about right now. 871 00:46:07,765 --> 00:46:08,940 Okay. 872 00:46:08,983 --> 00:46:12,813 ♪ Nice little gorgo on the treetop ♪ 873 00:46:12,857 --> 00:46:14,815 ♪ While I climb over 874 00:46:14,859 --> 00:46:16,730 ♪ Please don't wake up ♪ 875 00:46:16,774 --> 00:46:19,211 - Now, I suggest you slowly and gently... 876 00:46:19,254 --> 00:46:20,952 - Aah! Run away! Run away! 877 00:46:20,995 --> 00:46:22,910 - What are you doing? Trying to get us eaten? 878 00:46:22,954 --> 00:46:26,305 - No, I'm trying to get us out of here. 879 00:46:26,348 --> 00:46:28,481 Anyway, he's probably hibernating. 880 00:46:28,524 --> 00:46:30,831 He won't wake up till spring. 881 00:46:30,875 --> 00:46:33,573 [Juniper]: Maybe we should be a bit more careful from now on. 882 00:46:33,616 --> 00:46:35,662 [Patchi]: Yep, from now on, I'm gonna be 883 00:46:35,705 --> 00:46:37,751 extra careful and keep it stealthy. 884 00:46:37,795 --> 00:46:40,667 I'm gonna be like a ninja. - There are probably plenty 885 00:46:40,710 --> 00:46:42,930 of other things to worry about in these woods. 886 00:46:42,974 --> 00:46:44,932 - Totally. - Like... what other kind 887 00:46:44,976 --> 00:46:47,282 of things you think are out here? 888 00:46:47,326 --> 00:46:48,936 [boy]: Chirostenotes, 889 00:46:48,980 --> 00:46:52,548 meaning "narrow-handed," omnivore. 890 00:46:52,592 --> 00:46:55,682 - Oh, don't worry. This is kind of nice, right? 891 00:46:55,725 --> 00:46:57,379 - Mm-hmm. - A little moonlit stroll. 892 00:46:57,423 --> 00:46:59,860 Sort of like a date. Well-well, not a date, 893 00:46:59,904 --> 00:47:02,471 but more like a hangout. Like a friendly hang sesh... 894 00:47:02,515 --> 00:47:04,778 at night. [both scream] 895 00:47:04,822 --> 00:47:06,867 [screeches] [Juniper]: Chirostenotes! 896 00:47:06,911 --> 00:47:08,129 - Chiroste-nachos? - Note-ies. 897 00:47:08,173 --> 00:47:09,348 - What-ies? - Hey, beat it! 898 00:47:09,391 --> 00:47:12,699 Note-ies. Chirostenotes. Enunciate. 899 00:47:12,742 --> 00:47:15,267 [Juniper gasps] - What kind of a name is that? 900 00:47:15,310 --> 00:47:16,659 - A long one. Get away! 901 00:47:16,703 --> 00:47:18,096 [Patchi]: See, they give them these crazy names. 902 00:47:18,139 --> 00:47:19,967 I'd have just called them skinny-neck pecky thingies. 903 00:47:20,011 --> 00:47:21,316 [Juniper]: Well, that's longer. 904 00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:22,970 Well, maybe we should just focus. Ah! 905 00:47:23,014 --> 00:47:25,277 [Patchi]: A little hard to focus when they-- aah!-- keep pecking. 906 00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:26,974 [Juniper]: Patchi, they don't have any teeth. 907 00:47:27,018 --> 00:47:28,410 - But I do. [grunts] 908 00:47:28,454 --> 00:47:30,325 [Juniper]: Yeah! Got him good. 909 00:47:30,369 --> 00:47:32,414 - That's right. Who wants to get bit? 910 00:47:32,458 --> 00:47:33,763 You? Who wants some? 911 00:47:33,807 --> 00:47:35,374 - Back off, you skinny-neck pecky thing. 912 00:47:35,417 --> 00:47:38,029 - Their feathers taste gross. - Take a hike, turkey bird. 913 00:47:38,072 --> 00:47:41,075 Keep it moving. - What are you looking at? 914 00:47:41,119 --> 00:47:43,643 Better move on. 915 00:47:43,686 --> 00:47:45,601 [Juniper]: Yeah, that's what I thought. 916 00:47:45,645 --> 00:47:48,213 [shrieking] [Patchi]: And so should we! 917 00:47:48,256 --> 00:47:50,345 [growling] 918 00:47:54,349 --> 00:47:57,483 [animals chittering] 919 00:48:04,969 --> 00:48:06,796 [Juniper]: Wow. 920 00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:09,321 [Patchi]: Oh, good. You're seeing that, too? 921 00:48:09,364 --> 00:48:12,759 Just 'cause I thought it was that rancid pinecone I ate. 922 00:48:13,891 --> 00:48:15,501 - It's so beautiful. 923 00:48:15,544 --> 00:48:17,764 [soft music] 924 00:49:05,681 --> 00:49:08,597 [Juniper]: There they are. You did it! You found them. 925 00:49:08,641 --> 00:49:12,906 - Wefound them. [both chuckling] 926 00:49:12,950 --> 00:49:15,561 - Come on! Race you to the bottom! 927 00:49:15,604 --> 00:49:17,867 [Juniper]: That's my herd. 928 00:49:21,349 --> 00:49:22,960 [Patchi, laughing]: Oh! 929 00:49:23,003 --> 00:49:24,831 Slippery. - Look out below! 930 00:49:24,874 --> 00:49:27,747 [Juniper, giggling]: Whoa. Wait up. 931 00:49:27,790 --> 00:49:29,009 [both laughing] 932 00:49:29,053 --> 00:49:30,793 Oh, somebody got a second wind. 933 00:49:30,837 --> 00:49:32,882 [Juniper laughs] Let's go! 934 00:49:32,926 --> 00:49:35,320 [Patchi]: Yeah. Whoa. Full moon. Cool. 935 00:49:35,363 --> 00:49:37,365 [Juniper]: Mom, Dad, we made it. 936 00:49:37,409 --> 00:49:39,889 [Patchi]: Hey, everybody, it's us. We're back. 937 00:49:40,847 --> 00:49:42,109 [Juniper]: Incoming! [laughs] 938 00:49:42,153 --> 00:49:43,981 [Patchi]: Hey, Garry. Looking good, Phyll... 939 00:49:44,024 --> 00:49:46,679 Whoa! Phyllis, watch the tail. [Juniper laughs] 940 00:49:46,722 --> 00:49:49,421 - Well, well, well, look who's trotting into camp. 941 00:49:49,464 --> 00:49:52,728 Scowler, back after heroically abandoning his brother. 942 00:49:52,772 --> 00:49:58,256 Greetings, my fickle friend. - Uh, Alex, bite me. 943 00:49:59,735 --> 00:50:03,739 - Mmm, don't mind if I do. [munching loudly] 944 00:50:04,827 --> 00:50:06,612 Hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 945 00:50:06,655 --> 00:50:08,962 Hey, Stretch! Get your own slimy rock. 946 00:50:09,006 --> 00:50:11,660 [chuckling]: Yeah. Mmm. 947 00:50:20,147 --> 00:50:22,367 [soft music] 948 00:50:51,744 --> 00:50:54,486 [Patchi]: All right, little swimmy thingies. 949 00:50:54,529 --> 00:50:58,925 Oh... I got you! Ah, man. [Juniper]: What are you doing? 950 00:50:58,968 --> 00:51:00,927 Well, they got to come up for air sometime. 951 00:51:00,970 --> 00:51:03,930 [Scowler]: Hey, losers. Ha! They looked. 952 00:51:03,973 --> 00:51:06,541 Where you losers been? Huh, Patchi? 953 00:51:06,585 --> 00:51:08,282 [Patchi]: What? You left us behind. 954 00:51:08,326 --> 00:51:10,676 - You left me ahead. - That's ridiculous. 955 00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:12,199 - You're ridiculous. 956 00:51:12,243 --> 00:51:14,810 - No, you are ridiculous. - Uh-uh. 957 00:51:14,854 --> 00:51:16,943 You're ridiculous! You're ridiculous! 958 00:51:16,986 --> 00:51:19,076 Oh, so cold! Oh! 959 00:51:21,861 --> 00:51:23,123 [Alex]: Eventually the sky, 960 00:51:23,167 --> 00:51:26,605 once shrouded in darkness for months on end, 961 00:51:26,648 --> 00:51:30,870 was brightened by the arrival of the sun. 962 00:51:33,699 --> 00:51:35,831 [roars] 963 00:51:38,834 --> 00:51:41,010 [squawks] 964 00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:46,799 [squawking] 965 00:51:46,842 --> 00:51:49,149 The Alphadon came out of his hole and saw his shadow. 966 00:51:49,193 --> 00:51:50,977 And you know what that means: winter was over. 967 00:51:51,020 --> 00:51:52,892 [Patchi]: Wait a minute, I thought winter was over 968 00:51:52,935 --> 00:51:54,459 if he doesn't see his shadow. 969 00:51:54,502 --> 00:51:56,983 [Alex]: You know absolutely nothing about Alphadon Day. 970 00:51:57,026 --> 00:51:58,811 [Patchi]: It was around that time that I noticed 971 00:51:58,854 --> 00:52:02,293 everybody was going south again, but this time in reverse. 972 00:52:02,336 --> 00:52:04,469 [Alex]: So north, in other words. 973 00:52:04,512 --> 00:52:06,079 [Patchi]: Exactly. 974 00:52:06,123 --> 00:52:08,951 [Alex]: Fortunately, Major was there to give the word. 975 00:52:08,995 --> 00:52:11,084 [roars] 976 00:52:11,128 --> 00:52:13,173 [Patchi]: Am I wrong, or was that the same word 977 00:52:13,217 --> 00:52:15,393 for going south? - It's a very simple language. 978 00:52:15,436 --> 00:52:17,830 As he began the return journey to his birthplace, 979 00:52:17,873 --> 00:52:20,528 Patchi reflected on the joys and heartaches 980 00:52:20,572 --> 00:52:23,314 of his first migration. [Juniper]: Come on, Patchi! 981 00:52:23,357 --> 00:52:26,012 Northward, ho! [Scowler, chuckling]: Yeah. 982 00:52:26,055 --> 00:52:27,579 [Patchi]: Let's get to the front. 983 00:52:27,622 --> 00:52:29,711 I'm tired of looking at people's butts all the time. 984 00:52:29,755 --> 00:52:32,192 [Alex]: Marching to a meter set down by 985 00:52:32,236 --> 00:52:35,326 the change of seasons, Patchi's herd traveled the same route 986 00:52:35,369 --> 00:52:39,939 year after year. They journeyed south, 987 00:52:39,982 --> 00:52:43,247 then north, then south again. 988 00:52:43,290 --> 00:52:45,858 I mean, seriously, what's wrong with west once in a while? 989 00:52:45,901 --> 00:52:49,383 Or east, even, just to spice things up, you know? 990 00:52:49,427 --> 00:52:51,516 Through it all, his load was lightened 991 00:52:51,559 --> 00:52:54,954 by the splendid bird that always had his back. 992 00:52:54,997 --> 00:52:57,826 Patchi and I collected a lot of memories on those trips, 993 00:52:57,870 --> 00:53:01,439 and even more bugs. Gotcha! I'm stuck! I'm stuck! 994 00:53:01,482 --> 00:53:03,528 [grunting, sighs] 995 00:53:03,571 --> 00:53:06,183 Oh, no, don't worry about me. I'm fine. No, I love you, too. 996 00:53:06,226 --> 00:53:07,923 Thanks a lot. Yeah, I appreciate it, buddy. 997 00:53:07,967 --> 00:53:10,099 [sputters] 998 00:53:11,492 --> 00:53:13,407 [voice-over]: But with each passing year 999 00:53:13,451 --> 00:53:17,063 and every migration, Patchi grew bigger and bigger, 1000 00:53:17,106 --> 00:53:19,761 and his hole grew larger and larger. 1001 00:53:19,805 --> 00:53:23,025 Hey, I told you one day his hole would be filled with greatness. 1002 00:53:23,069 --> 00:53:25,593 And here I am. [laughs] 1003 00:53:27,116 --> 00:53:29,771 Yes, my little friend Patchi was not so little anymore. 1004 00:53:29,815 --> 00:53:32,252 He had grown into a young adult, 1005 00:53:32,296 --> 00:53:34,994 just in time for the annual courtship, 1006 00:53:35,037 --> 00:53:38,171 when mature males vie for the affections of the females. 1007 00:53:39,825 --> 00:53:43,002 You know something, Patchi? [chews noisily] 1008 00:53:43,045 --> 00:53:45,918 I love the quality time we spend together, really. 1009 00:53:45,961 --> 00:53:48,834 But isn't it time you declared your intentions with Juniper? 1010 00:53:48,877 --> 00:53:51,532 'Cause head-butting season has already begun. 1011 00:53:51,576 --> 00:53:54,056 [Patchi]: Ugh, I hate head-butting season. 1012 00:53:54,100 --> 00:53:56,058 It's like all the adults suddenly lose their minds. 1013 00:53:56,102 --> 00:53:59,584 With all the yelling and the snorting and the circling... 1014 00:53:59,627 --> 00:54:01,194 [Alex]: Don't forget the head-butting. 1015 00:54:01,238 --> 00:54:04,502 - Yeah, and the head-butting. It's so prehistoric. 1016 00:54:04,545 --> 00:54:06,417 - But it is how things are done. 1017 00:54:06,460 --> 00:54:08,201 - What? Wait, what kind of things? 1018 00:54:08,245 --> 00:54:10,769 - I cannot interfere with matters of the heart; 1019 00:54:10,812 --> 00:54:14,076 it's against my policy! Patchi loves you. 1020 00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:15,861 - Huh? 1021 00:54:15,904 --> 00:54:18,820 Patchi! I was afraid you weren't going to show up. 1022 00:54:18,864 --> 00:54:21,954 - What? Of course I was. 1023 00:54:21,997 --> 00:54:24,565 And, wait, wait, what am I showing up for again? 1024 00:54:24,609 --> 00:54:26,524 - The head-butting contest, silly. 1025 00:54:26,567 --> 00:54:28,221 Major is taking on all challengers. 1026 00:54:28,265 --> 00:54:31,877 - Who would be dumb enough to challenge that guy? 1027 00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:33,095 He's huge. [roars] 1028 00:54:33,139 --> 00:54:36,316 - And it looks like you're up. - What?! 1029 00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:38,884 [roars] 1030 00:54:38,927 --> 00:54:40,799 Oh, I should sit this one out, 1031 00:54:40,842 --> 00:54:43,628 you know, 'cause I just ate two huge berry bushes and... 1032 00:54:43,671 --> 00:54:45,978 - Step aside, Patchi. 1033 00:54:48,328 --> 00:54:50,461 [roars] 1034 00:54:52,332 --> 00:54:53,812 [roars] 1035 00:54:53,855 --> 00:54:56,031 - Hey, Major, it's time you went head to head 1036 00:54:56,075 --> 00:54:59,774 with a real Pachyrhinosaur! [roars] 1037 00:55:00,645 --> 00:55:02,560 [roars] 1038 00:55:06,564 --> 00:55:08,740 - I'll tell you what, Scowler does not back down. 1039 00:55:08,783 --> 00:55:11,220 - What's the big deal? I could do that. 1040 00:55:11,264 --> 00:55:14,398 - I've got 50 bugs on the big guy. 1041 00:55:14,441 --> 00:55:16,574 [both growling] 1042 00:55:24,364 --> 00:55:26,845 If you're just gonna chitchat, I'm gonna get a snack. 1043 00:55:26,888 --> 00:55:30,805 Hey, hold my place. [both growling] 1044 00:55:32,154 --> 00:55:35,723 [Alex]: Ah, yes, the clash of the Pachyrhinosaurs. 1045 00:55:35,767 --> 00:55:39,205 One of the great spectacles of prehistoric pugilism, 1046 00:55:39,248 --> 00:55:41,250 combining the grace of ballet 1047 00:55:41,294 --> 00:55:44,558 with the stupidity of banging into things. 1048 00:55:44,602 --> 00:55:47,518 This was to be a very momentous contest, 1049 00:55:47,561 --> 00:55:52,131 for it was on that day that Scowler not only took on Major, 1050 00:55:52,174 --> 00:55:55,308 the big boss of the Pachyrhinosaurs, 1051 00:55:55,352 --> 00:55:58,398 but he defeated him. [groans] 1052 00:56:01,488 --> 00:56:04,752 And just like that, a new era was born. 1053 00:56:04,796 --> 00:56:06,885 [roars] 1054 00:56:06,928 --> 00:56:10,062 Scowler was the new leader of the herd. 1055 00:56:12,194 --> 00:56:15,241 - Yeah! Way to go, Scowler. Nice. 1056 00:56:15,284 --> 00:56:17,809 [groans] - Good fight, Major. 1057 00:56:17,852 --> 00:56:22,161 Too bad someone had to lose. That was you, by the way. 1058 00:56:22,204 --> 00:56:25,338 [Patchi]: Man, that was epic. Great job, buddy. 1059 00:56:25,382 --> 00:56:28,167 - I'm not your buddy. I'm the leader of the herd now. 1060 00:56:28,210 --> 00:56:29,995 Show some respect. 1061 00:56:30,038 --> 00:56:31,518 - But, uh... - Patchi. 1062 00:56:31,562 --> 00:56:33,085 - Well, how was I supposed to know? 1063 00:56:33,128 --> 00:56:35,392 Juniper, where are you going? - I'm sorry, Patchi. 1064 00:56:35,435 --> 00:56:39,091 It's those stupid rules. - Law of the arctic, little bro. 1065 00:56:39,134 --> 00:56:40,832 You snooze, you lose. 1066 00:56:40,875 --> 00:56:44,009 - But I didn't... I mean... Hold on. 1067 00:56:44,052 --> 00:56:46,359 How about a do-over? Huh? Best of three. 1068 00:56:46,403 --> 00:56:49,667 I'm ready now; let's do it! - We're not kids anymore. 1069 00:56:49,710 --> 00:56:53,105 Come on, Juniper. Move out! 1070 00:56:53,148 --> 00:56:57,283 Oh, and, Patchi... - I know, I know. 1071 00:56:58,458 --> 00:57:00,678 Eat your dust. 1072 00:57:10,557 --> 00:57:13,168 [Alex]: And the herd marched on, 1073 00:57:13,212 --> 00:57:15,954 but this time with Scowler leading the way. 1074 00:57:15,997 --> 00:57:18,522 [Scowler]: Okay, this is Scowler's herd, and things 1075 00:57:18,565 --> 00:57:21,786 are gonna be different around here from now on. 1076 00:57:21,829 --> 00:57:23,962 Rule number one: all herd members will walk 1077 00:57:24,005 --> 00:57:26,312 a minimum four feet behind Scowler. 1078 00:57:26,355 --> 00:57:28,227 [roars] 1079 00:57:28,270 --> 00:57:31,230 Rule number two: do not speak to Scowler 1080 00:57:31,273 --> 00:57:34,059 without first being spoken to. 1081 00:57:34,102 --> 00:57:38,803 Rule number three: do not make direct eye contact with Scowler. 1082 00:57:38,846 --> 00:57:41,501 Rule number four: never question or contradict Scowler. 1083 00:57:41,545 --> 00:57:44,286 The first Thursday of every month will be known 1084 00:57:44,330 --> 00:57:46,114 as Scowler Appreciation Day. 1085 00:57:46,158 --> 00:57:48,160 Suggested gifts include, but are not limited to... 1086 00:57:48,203 --> 00:57:51,337 [Alex]: As if Patchi's bruised ego wasn't bad enough, 1087 00:57:51,380 --> 00:57:56,385 now he had a big old heap of heartbreak to go with it. 1088 00:57:56,429 --> 00:57:58,170 [buzzing] 1089 00:57:58,213 --> 00:58:00,477 Hey, hey! Get out, you lousy squatter! 1090 00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:03,567 Ah, cheer up, Patchi. It's not the end of the world. 1091 00:58:03,610 --> 00:58:05,394 That won't come for another couple years. 1092 00:58:05,438 --> 00:58:08,485 - Leave me alone, would you? - You want to talk about it? 1093 00:58:08,528 --> 00:58:10,791 You want to share? - Get off! 1094 00:58:10,835 --> 00:58:12,967 - Okay, you're the boss. Besides Scowler. 1095 00:58:13,011 --> 00:58:16,144 Too soon? Too soon, sorry. 1096 00:58:17,581 --> 00:58:19,147 [voice-over]: The ice and snow had started to thaw, 1097 00:58:19,191 --> 00:58:23,848 but Patchi's heart... ah, well, that was another matter. 1098 00:58:23,891 --> 00:58:26,981 Yep, these were tough times for our lumbering hero. 1099 00:58:27,025 --> 00:58:29,680 But as the saying goes, when life gives you lemons, 1100 00:58:29,723 --> 00:58:31,812 make lemonade. 1101 00:58:31,856 --> 00:58:33,988 And when life puts your brother in charge 1102 00:58:34,032 --> 00:58:35,990 and takes away the girl of your dreams... 1103 00:58:36,034 --> 00:58:38,427 Uh, w-well, that-that's a tough one. 1104 00:58:38,471 --> 00:58:40,560 Let me get back to you on that. 1105 00:58:55,923 --> 00:58:57,882 [ice crackling] 1106 00:58:57,925 --> 00:58:59,492 - Way to go, Scowler. 1107 00:58:59,536 --> 00:59:03,409 Frozen water; always fun to walk on. 1108 00:59:03,452 --> 00:59:05,846 - I wish Juniper would look back at me. 1109 00:59:05,890 --> 00:59:08,893 Just give me some sort of sign. 1110 00:59:08,936 --> 00:59:11,112 Hey, I don't remember coming this way. 1111 00:59:11,156 --> 00:59:13,985 Oh, must be one of Scowler's shortcuts. 1112 00:59:15,769 --> 00:59:17,989 Hmm. 1113 00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:26,171 - Come on, people, try to keep up here. 1114 00:59:26,214 --> 00:59:28,347 [chuckles] Whoa! Whoa. 1115 00:59:28,390 --> 00:59:30,131 I heard laughing; who's laughing? 1116 00:59:30,175 --> 00:59:32,351 [roars] 1117 00:59:57,681 --> 01:00:00,031 [muffled footsteps, ice crackling] 1118 01:00:08,082 --> 01:00:11,216 - Ugh! I can't believe we're on a frozen lake 1119 01:00:11,259 --> 01:00:13,305 in the middle of spring. 1120 01:00:14,741 --> 01:00:16,047 Wait a minute. 1121 01:00:16,090 --> 01:00:19,006 We're on a frozen lake in the middle of spring? 1122 01:00:19,050 --> 01:00:22,401 Juniper! Tell Scowler it's not safe! 1123 01:00:22,444 --> 01:00:25,273 - He won't listen to me. He won't listen to anybody. 1124 01:00:25,317 --> 01:00:27,885 [roars] 1125 01:00:31,105 --> 01:00:35,196 - Juniper, you have to believe me, we need to get off this ice! 1126 01:00:35,240 --> 01:00:36,894 - But Scowler's the herd leader. 1127 01:00:36,937 --> 01:00:38,939 We have to follow him; it's the rule. 1128 01:00:38,983 --> 01:00:41,594 [gasps] Oh, no! 1129 01:00:46,207 --> 01:00:48,819 I told you guys to pick up the pace! 1130 01:00:48,862 --> 01:00:52,518 Come on! No retreating! [bellows] 1131 01:00:52,561 --> 01:00:54,172 [Alex]: While Scowler blundered forward, 1132 01:00:54,215 --> 01:00:57,175 Patchi knew he had to move the herd off the ice. 1133 01:00:57,218 --> 01:00:59,830 - Everybody, back to shore! [roars] 1134 01:00:59,873 --> 01:01:02,484 - Turn back, everyone! 1135 01:01:03,834 --> 01:01:05,749 [Patchi]: You guys, it's not safe! 1136 01:01:05,792 --> 01:01:10,014 We need to turn back! [whimpering] 1137 01:01:10,057 --> 01:01:13,974 - Come on, little guy, I got you. That's it. 1138 01:01:14,018 --> 01:01:17,369 [Patchi]: Let's go! Everybody, follow me! 1139 01:01:19,937 --> 01:01:22,417 Everyone, off the ice! 1140 01:01:23,767 --> 01:01:27,379 On to shore, everybody! Just push in! 1141 01:01:28,597 --> 01:01:30,208 [clamoring] 1142 01:01:32,384 --> 01:01:35,866 - Patchi, what now? There's-there's too many of us! 1143 01:01:35,909 --> 01:01:39,913 - Okay, think, think! Um, knock down the tree 1144 01:01:39,957 --> 01:01:44,178 and feast on the leafy greens up top. That's it! Follow me! 1145 01:01:44,222 --> 01:01:47,442 This way! [bellowing] 1146 01:01:51,882 --> 01:01:54,058 [Patchi grunting] 1147 01:01:55,799 --> 01:01:58,410 [roars] Keep moving! 1148 01:01:58,453 --> 01:02:00,804 Push down the trees! Make a path! 1149 01:02:00,847 --> 01:02:05,286 [grunts] Take that, random tree! 1150 01:02:05,330 --> 01:02:09,726 [Juniper whoops] Good job, Patchi! 1151 01:02:10,944 --> 01:02:12,859 [roars] 1152 01:02:12,903 --> 01:02:17,516 Hey! He's taking my herd! Oh, so cold. 1153 01:02:17,559 --> 01:02:19,344 [Alex]: Patchi's quick thinking 1154 01:02:19,387 --> 01:02:21,476 had saved the herd from a frigid fate. 1155 01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:23,827 But not everyone was grateful for his heroics. 1156 01:02:23,870 --> 01:02:25,829 [Scowler]: Hey! Come on! 1157 01:02:25,872 --> 01:02:27,787 Hey, who do you think you are, huh?! 1158 01:02:27,831 --> 01:02:30,268 - Boy, looks like Scowler's pretty mad, huh? 1159 01:02:30,311 --> 01:02:32,574 - We better just keep moving. 1160 01:02:38,798 --> 01:02:41,714 - Hey, Patchi! Look at me! 1161 01:02:42,584 --> 01:02:44,195 You can't just take my herd! 1162 01:02:44,238 --> 01:02:46,545 That's not the way things are done! There's rules, you know! 1163 01:02:46,588 --> 01:02:48,199 Come here! 1164 01:02:48,242 --> 01:02:50,549 - Hey, I didn't take them, all right, Scowler? 1165 01:02:50,592 --> 01:02:53,944 I had to get them off the ice. You're welcome to join us. 1166 01:02:53,987 --> 01:02:55,684 [Scowler]: Oh, don't worry, Patchi, 1167 01:02:55,728 --> 01:03:00,341 I will find you wherever you go! And then we'll see what's up. 1168 01:03:00,385 --> 01:03:03,040 - Whatever you say, Scowler. 1169 01:03:09,220 --> 01:03:11,396 [Alex]: The shadows grew long, 1170 01:03:11,439 --> 01:03:14,355 as the sun kissed the western horizon, 1171 01:03:14,399 --> 01:03:17,924 casting a ghostly glow over our fearless protagonist. 1172 01:03:17,968 --> 01:03:19,752 And also on Patchi. 1173 01:03:19,796 --> 01:03:22,581 - I hope Scowler wasn't serious back there. 1174 01:03:22,624 --> 01:03:24,235 - He's probably just letting off steam. 1175 01:03:24,278 --> 01:03:27,412 He'll get over it. - Surprise! Ha! Ha! 1176 01:03:27,455 --> 01:03:29,022 So glad you're here, 1177 01:03:29,066 --> 01:03:31,764 'cause it's time to get down to business, Patchi. 1178 01:03:31,808 --> 01:03:35,986 - Okay. He's not over it. [growling] 1179 01:03:42,383 --> 01:03:44,777 - Ah... just ignore him. Let's keep going. 1180 01:03:44,821 --> 01:03:46,605 - You're right. Come on. 1181 01:03:46,648 --> 01:03:50,174 - Hey, Patchi, where you off to in such a hurry, huh? 1182 01:03:50,217 --> 01:03:52,654 [roars] 1183 01:03:54,004 --> 01:03:57,616 - Patchi, don't engage him, don't take the bait. 1184 01:03:57,659 --> 01:03:59,400 - What do you want, Scowler? 1185 01:03:59,444 --> 01:04:02,490 You stole my herd, you stole my girl, 1186 01:04:02,534 --> 01:04:06,059 and now you're gonna pay for it. You crossed the line. 1187 01:04:06,103 --> 01:04:08,845 - You crossed the line when you almost 1188 01:04:08,888 --> 01:04:10,847 got everyone killed back there! 1189 01:04:10,890 --> 01:04:14,502 - Tough talk for a little guy. Let's see if you can back it up. 1190 01:04:14,546 --> 01:04:17,592 [roars] 1191 01:04:19,029 --> 01:04:22,554 - You can have the herd, but you're not taking Juniper. 1192 01:04:22,597 --> 01:04:24,251 - You don't have to do this, Patchi. 1193 01:04:24,295 --> 01:04:27,733 You don't have to fight him. [growling] 1194 01:04:31,432 --> 01:04:35,001 [roars] 1195 01:04:38,962 --> 01:04:40,398 [both growling] 1196 01:04:45,446 --> 01:04:47,231 [chirps] 1197 01:04:58,285 --> 01:05:00,505 [growling] 1198 01:05:09,427 --> 01:05:13,039 Last chance to walk away. What's it gonna be? 1199 01:05:13,083 --> 01:05:16,129 - This ends here! [roars] 1200 01:05:21,004 --> 01:05:22,657 [both bellowing] 1201 01:05:34,147 --> 01:05:37,368 - Give up. Yeah, come on. 1202 01:05:44,027 --> 01:05:45,289 [laughs] 1203 01:05:45,332 --> 01:05:47,769 Oh, you're tougher than I thought. 1204 01:06:13,273 --> 01:06:16,233 [roars] 1205 01:06:17,756 --> 01:06:21,238 [roars] You want some more, Patch? 1206 01:06:21,281 --> 01:06:23,283 That's what I thought. 1207 01:06:23,327 --> 01:06:26,460 And by the way, you're out of the herd. 1208 01:06:27,461 --> 01:06:29,637 Move out! 1209 01:06:37,080 --> 01:06:41,258 - Patchi, are you all right? Patchi? 1210 01:06:41,301 --> 01:06:43,434 Okay, hang in there. I'm gonna help you. 1211 01:06:43,477 --> 01:06:47,960 [growling] - What are you doing, Juniper? 1212 01:06:48,004 --> 01:06:50,441 I said move out. You know the rules. 1213 01:06:50,484 --> 01:06:54,358 You can't just leave him like that; he's your brother. 1214 01:06:54,401 --> 01:06:58,536 - I don't have a brother. Now get back to the herd! 1215 01:07:01,017 --> 01:07:04,890 [weakly]: Juniper, don't go. 1216 01:07:04,933 --> 01:07:07,936 [Alex]: Well, this is the way it goes for some of us. 1217 01:07:07,980 --> 01:07:10,374 We try our best, we fight the good fight, 1218 01:07:10,417 --> 01:07:15,074 and yet we cannot succeed against the greater forces. 1219 01:07:16,510 --> 01:07:18,121 Ay, poor Patchi... 1220 01:07:18,164 --> 01:07:21,211 laying helpless with the weight of the world on his shoulders. 1221 01:07:21,254 --> 01:07:24,692 What could bring him back from the brink of despair? 1222 01:07:24,736 --> 01:07:28,566 Well, that's what friends are for. 1223 01:07:28,609 --> 01:07:32,744 [chirping] Patchi. Patchi? 1224 01:07:32,787 --> 01:07:35,660 Patchi, come on. You got to get up, buddy. 1225 01:07:35,703 --> 01:07:37,749 Come on, Patchi, please. Talk to me. 1226 01:07:37,792 --> 01:07:39,794 What is the problem? Are you hurt? 1227 01:07:39,838 --> 01:07:41,579 How 'bout now? [Patchi groans] 1228 01:07:41,622 --> 01:07:46,758 And what about this? Does that hurt? A little bit? 1229 01:07:47,976 --> 01:07:50,414 [hissing in distance] Uh-oh. Scavengers! 1230 01:07:50,457 --> 01:07:53,330 [snarling] Hey, get out of here! 1231 01:07:53,373 --> 01:07:56,115 Return to your home; nothing to see here. Go away! 1232 01:07:56,159 --> 01:07:59,988 Shoo, shoo! Patchi, get up! 1233 01:08:00,032 --> 01:08:02,861 [Patchi]: No. This is where I belong. 1234 01:08:02,904 --> 01:08:07,735 Ah, Alex, what an idiot I was-- trying to be the big man, 1235 01:08:07,779 --> 01:08:11,304 thinking I could beat Scowler and be with Juniper. 1236 01:08:11,348 --> 01:08:13,089 - Oh, no, no, no, my friend, 1237 01:08:13,132 --> 01:08:15,221 you are confusing ambition with destiny. 1238 01:08:15,265 --> 01:08:17,267 Now, I told you when you were little 1239 01:08:17,310 --> 01:08:18,877 that you were going to be a hero, 1240 01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:21,532 and an Alexornis never lies. Patchi, Patchi, please. 1241 01:08:21,575 --> 01:08:23,795 These guys aren't fooling around, okay? 1242 01:08:23,838 --> 01:08:25,188 They're gonna have a dinner party, 1243 01:08:25,231 --> 01:08:27,146 and I'm telling you, you're the main course. 1244 01:08:27,190 --> 01:08:29,322 - Good. - Shame on you! 1245 01:08:29,366 --> 01:08:31,368 Imagine what your father, Bulldust, would say to that. 1246 01:08:31,411 --> 01:08:33,457 - I don't care. I have no reason to... 1247 01:08:33,500 --> 01:08:37,591 - Ouch! Okay, that hurt! [Alex]: Uh-oh. More customers! 1248 01:08:37,635 --> 01:08:41,552 Come on, move it, big guy. - Alex, would you just go away? 1249 01:08:41,595 --> 01:08:44,424 I don't want you to see this. 1250 01:08:44,468 --> 01:08:46,426 - No, Patchi, don't let this happen. 1251 01:08:46,470 --> 01:08:49,168 - Come on. Just get it over with. 1252 01:08:49,212 --> 01:08:52,302 Put me out of my misery. [squawking] 1253 01:08:53,781 --> 01:08:57,568 Ow! [Alex]: Patchi, listen to me. 1254 01:08:57,611 --> 01:08:59,787 Do not die in vain. 1255 01:08:59,831 --> 01:09:01,876 If you're going to die, 1256 01:09:01,920 --> 01:09:05,010 die for something like your father did. 1257 01:09:05,053 --> 01:09:06,881 He died for you. 1258 01:09:06,925 --> 01:09:09,710 But you have someone to live for. 1259 01:09:09,754 --> 01:09:11,973 [Patchi]: Juniper. 1260 01:09:13,801 --> 01:09:16,543 Juniper. Get up. 1261 01:09:16,587 --> 01:09:19,416 [groaning] 1262 01:09:19,459 --> 01:09:23,420 Get up. - Get up, Patchi! 1263 01:09:23,463 --> 01:09:28,686 - Get it off me! - You are not a piece of meat! 1264 01:09:28,729 --> 01:09:33,081 - I am not a piece of meat! Get out of here! 1265 01:09:33,125 --> 01:09:35,258 [roars] 1266 01:09:39,305 --> 01:09:41,133 [roars] 1267 01:09:41,177 --> 01:09:45,485 I'm not afraid of you. I'm not afraid of anyone! 1268 01:09:47,661 --> 01:09:51,143 - Wow, that was something. What'd you eat for breakfast? 1269 01:09:51,187 --> 01:09:54,451 - I ate a bush, if you must know. 1270 01:09:59,282 --> 01:10:01,893 I'm back! Yes! 1271 01:10:03,111 --> 01:10:07,072 - Look out! Pachyrhinosaur on the move! 1272 01:10:08,334 --> 01:10:13,252 Yes, Patchi, lumber! Lumber like the wind! 1273 01:10:15,385 --> 01:10:19,084 - What are you looking at?! Scram, punks! 1274 01:10:19,127 --> 01:10:22,914 Got to get back, got to get back. 1275 01:10:22,957 --> 01:10:25,699 Out of my way, skinny-neck pecky things! 1276 01:10:25,743 --> 01:10:30,922 [panting, hissing] Yeah, right back at you! 1277 01:10:30,965 --> 01:10:34,578 Got to get back, got to get back. 1278 01:10:41,193 --> 01:10:43,761 [Alex]: What Patchi lacked in size, 1279 01:10:43,804 --> 01:10:48,635 he made up for in courage, for nothing would stop him. 1280 01:10:48,679 --> 01:10:50,463 Not this time. 1281 01:10:52,248 --> 01:10:55,860 [panting] - I made it. I made it. 1282 01:11:00,821 --> 01:11:02,258 Juniper! 1283 01:11:02,301 --> 01:11:04,216 [Alex]: He tracked along the fringes, 1284 01:11:04,260 --> 01:11:06,871 looking for the one who was once lost to him, 1285 01:11:06,914 --> 01:11:10,309 but who now had given him his new sense of purpose. 1286 01:11:10,353 --> 01:11:13,094 - Hey, everybody! Uh, has anyone seen Juniper? 1287 01:11:13,138 --> 01:11:17,708 Anyone? Anyone? Just... just a quick yes or no. 1288 01:11:17,751 --> 01:11:20,406 There she is. [bellows] 1289 01:11:20,450 --> 01:11:24,410 Juniper! Juniper! Excuse me... 1290 01:11:24,454 --> 01:11:26,717 [Alex]: Patchi's hardships were swept away 1291 01:11:26,760 --> 01:11:28,632 by the vision of his true love. 1292 01:11:28,675 --> 01:11:32,505 His heart sang and his spirit soared, and at that moment, 1293 01:11:32,549 --> 01:11:35,334 he would have walked through a thousand dinosaur butts-- 1294 01:11:35,378 --> 01:11:37,249 or even a million-- 1295 01:11:37,293 --> 01:11:40,165 if only to get to his beloved Juniper. 1296 01:11:41,993 --> 01:11:43,386 - Patchi, you're okay! 1297 01:11:43,429 --> 01:11:46,127 I was afraid I was never going to see you again. 1298 01:11:46,171 --> 01:11:48,260 - Well, don't worry, you'll be seeing plenty more of me 1299 01:11:48,304 --> 01:11:50,175 because there's something I want to tell you. 1300 01:11:50,218 --> 01:11:51,742 - Really? - I'm just going to say it. 1301 01:11:51,785 --> 01:11:52,917 - Go on. 1302 01:11:52,960 --> 01:11:54,745 - Because this is the right moment. 1303 01:11:54,788 --> 01:11:56,834 - Say it! - Juniper... 1304 01:11:56,877 --> 01:11:58,792 [roaring nearby] - Uh? 1305 01:11:58,836 --> 01:12:01,360 - What is it? Wait, what's going on? 1306 01:12:01,404 --> 01:12:02,709 What's all the panic? 1307 01:12:02,753 --> 01:12:04,189 [Alex]: Patchi would soon realize that the herd 1308 01:12:04,232 --> 01:12:06,409 had entered an all-too-familiar mountain pass. 1309 01:12:06,452 --> 01:12:10,587 - Wait. I know this place. Ambush Alley. 1310 01:12:10,630 --> 01:12:12,545 [Alex]: Ambush Alley, Dead Man's Canyon, 1311 01:12:12,589 --> 01:12:15,113 Scowler's Folly. That's a new name, by the way. 1312 01:12:15,156 --> 01:12:17,985 And you'll know why in a minute. - Patchi, the gorgos! 1313 01:12:18,029 --> 01:12:19,813 We've got to get out of here now! 1314 01:12:19,857 --> 01:12:21,075 [grunting] 1315 01:12:21,119 --> 01:12:23,600 [Patchi]: Scowler? [groaning] 1316 01:12:23,643 --> 01:12:26,907 Scowler! [grunting and groaning] 1317 01:12:28,431 --> 01:12:31,303 - Patchi, don't just stand there! Get out of here! Run! 1318 01:12:31,347 --> 01:12:34,132 - But you're my brother. We have to stick together. 1319 01:12:34,175 --> 01:12:38,136 [grunting, roars] 1320 01:12:38,179 --> 01:12:40,617 - I meant, run away! 1321 01:12:40,660 --> 01:12:43,271 - I know what you meant. - Go on. Don't worry! 1322 01:12:43,315 --> 01:12:45,491 I'm wearing them out. - I'm not going anywhere. 1323 01:12:45,535 --> 01:12:47,319 - Patchi, save the herd. 1324 01:12:47,363 --> 01:12:49,669 Lead them to safety! [groans] 1325 01:12:49,713 --> 01:12:52,063 You don't owe me anything, little bro. 1326 01:12:52,106 --> 01:12:54,326 Don't be a hero. [groans] 1327 01:12:54,370 --> 01:12:57,373 - What do I do? What do I do? 1328 01:12:58,939 --> 01:13:01,420 - Hang on, you guys. I'm gonna give you some air support. 1329 01:13:01,464 --> 01:13:05,990 Everybody, look to the skies. Help is on the way. 1330 01:13:06,033 --> 01:13:07,426 Hold on. Bug break. 1331 01:13:07,470 --> 01:13:09,080 An army marches on its stomach, you know. 1332 01:13:09,123 --> 01:13:12,823 [munches loudly] - You know I'm right, Patchi! 1333 01:13:12,866 --> 01:13:16,348 I'm already a goner. Take the herd away from here. 1334 01:13:16,392 --> 01:13:19,395 [growls] Go while you still can! 1335 01:13:28,795 --> 01:13:33,539 [Alex]: Patchi. Do not die in vain. 1336 01:13:33,583 --> 01:13:35,715 If you're going to die... 1337 01:13:35,759 --> 01:13:39,284 die for something, like your father did. 1338 01:13:39,327 --> 01:13:41,634 He died for you. 1339 01:13:49,337 --> 01:13:54,038 [roars] [Scowler groaning] 1340 01:13:54,081 --> 01:13:57,302 - That's right, I'm talking to you, tiny arms. 1341 01:13:57,345 --> 01:14:01,959 [snarls] Everyone, follow me! 1342 01:14:02,002 --> 01:14:03,308 Come on! 1343 01:14:09,009 --> 01:14:13,274 [grunts] 1344 01:14:14,580 --> 01:14:16,277 - You messed with the wrong herd, lizard boy. 1345 01:14:16,321 --> 01:14:18,715 You're about to get served! 1346 01:14:20,020 --> 01:14:22,414 [laughs] Told you! 1347 01:14:24,851 --> 01:14:26,679 [Juniper grunts] 1348 01:14:32,250 --> 01:14:35,122 [snarling] 1349 01:14:44,131 --> 01:14:46,699 [Alex]: Both sides battled ferociously, 1350 01:14:46,743 --> 01:14:48,571 but the Pachyrhinosaurs 1351 01:14:48,614 --> 01:14:50,964 had one thing the Gorgosaurs did not: 1352 01:14:51,008 --> 01:14:53,445 a former runt with a hole in his head 1353 01:14:53,489 --> 01:14:56,753 and a lion in his heart. [roaring] 1354 01:14:58,102 --> 01:15:00,452 But even the greatest of heroes 1355 01:15:00,496 --> 01:15:03,237 can sometimes benefit from a lucky break. 1356 01:15:03,281 --> 01:15:06,023 [bone snaps] [pained shrieking] 1357 01:15:06,066 --> 01:15:10,244 - That one's for my brother, and that one's for my dad! 1358 01:15:11,158 --> 01:15:13,552 And this one... [grunting] 1359 01:15:13,596 --> 01:15:15,772 [shrieks in pain] 1360 01:15:20,516 --> 01:15:22,996 That's so you'll remember me. 1361 01:15:25,782 --> 01:15:28,349 [Juniper grunts] 1362 01:15:29,568 --> 01:15:32,876 That's right, you heard me. Get out of here! 1363 01:15:35,313 --> 01:15:40,274 - Name's Patchi. And I'll see you next winter. 1364 01:15:40,318 --> 01:15:42,363 [roars] 1365 01:15:48,674 --> 01:15:51,024 [roars] 1366 01:15:53,026 --> 01:15:54,724 [groans] - I don't believe it. 1367 01:15:54,767 --> 01:15:56,726 Patchi did it! 1368 01:16:04,168 --> 01:16:06,823 - What? I was distracted. What happened? Did we win? 1369 01:16:06,866 --> 01:16:10,000 What happened? - Payback. 1370 01:16:10,043 --> 01:16:12,045 That's what happened. 1371 01:16:13,656 --> 01:16:16,572 [Alex]: I'm telling you, you can't make this stuff up. 1372 01:16:16,615 --> 01:16:18,486 After everything he'd been through, 1373 01:16:18,530 --> 01:16:20,750 Patchi's moment had finally arrived. 1374 01:16:20,793 --> 01:16:23,927 He was the undisputed leader of the herd, 1375 01:16:23,970 --> 01:16:26,756 and nobody was prouder than me. 1376 01:16:27,931 --> 01:16:29,933 - You hurt, Scowler? - I'm okay. Thanks. 1377 01:16:29,976 --> 01:16:33,545 You know, Patch, you, uh, didn't have to do that 1378 01:16:33,589 --> 01:16:36,026 after, you know, what I did to you. 1379 01:16:36,069 --> 01:16:38,855 [Patchi roars] So I just wanted to say... 1380 01:16:40,857 --> 01:16:42,772 I deserve that. 1381 01:16:42,815 --> 01:16:45,818 Guess this means you're the leader of the herd now. 1382 01:16:45,862 --> 01:16:47,907 So you might as well go ahead and say it. 1383 01:16:47,951 --> 01:16:51,345 - Really? Okay. Well, let's... move 'em out! 1384 01:16:51,389 --> 01:16:55,132 - Sounds good. - Yeah, that felt pretty good. 1385 01:16:55,175 --> 01:16:58,178 - Hey, Patchi, you were pretty great out there. 1386 01:16:58,222 --> 01:16:59,658 - Yeah, you, too. 1387 01:16:59,702 --> 01:17:01,660 Remind me never to head-butt with you. 1388 01:17:01,704 --> 01:17:04,794 Juniper, listen, it's time to talk about the future. 1389 01:17:04,837 --> 01:17:07,057 - You mean the Cenozoic Era? 1390 01:17:07,100 --> 01:17:10,408 - No, I mean the Patchi and Juniper Era. 1391 01:17:10,451 --> 01:17:14,107 - Oh. I think I'm gonna like the future. 1392 01:17:17,807 --> 01:17:20,461 [bird squawking and chirping] 1393 01:17:24,422 --> 01:17:26,685 [Alex]: With the herd at his heels, 1394 01:17:26,729 --> 01:17:29,688 Patchi walked across the grasslands of Alaska 1395 01:17:29,732 --> 01:17:31,472 and into the future. 1396 01:17:33,039 --> 01:17:37,130 Which, as always, was full of surprises. 1397 01:17:42,309 --> 01:17:44,616 [Patchi]: Excuse me. Hi, there. 1398 01:17:44,660 --> 01:17:47,967 Can I help you find something? No? You sure? 1399 01:17:48,011 --> 01:17:51,884 Okay, then get out! [squeals] 1400 01:17:51,928 --> 01:17:55,061 Go back to turkey town and stay out! 1401 01:17:55,105 --> 01:17:58,456 Patchi, are you messing with the Troodons again? 1402 01:17:58,499 --> 01:18:00,588 I thought I asked you to watch the eggs. 1403 01:18:00,632 --> 01:18:03,722 - I am watching them, but they keep... 1404 01:18:03,766 --> 01:18:07,073 not doing anything. - I told you, it takes time. 1405 01:18:07,117 --> 01:18:08,901 You have to be patient. 1406 01:18:08,945 --> 01:18:11,469 - I know, but we're talking about our whole future. 1407 01:18:11,512 --> 01:18:14,298 Why does the future always take so long to get here? 1408 01:18:14,341 --> 01:18:16,082 [crackling] 1409 01:18:16,126 --> 01:18:18,868 [Juniper]: Shh! You hear that? 1410 01:18:20,347 --> 01:18:24,569 It's time, Patchi. This is it! - I don't believe it. 1411 01:18:27,572 --> 01:18:29,443 [Patchi]: Wow. Look at that. 1412 01:18:29,487 --> 01:18:31,750 [Juniper]: Oh, he's beautiful. 1413 01:18:31,794 --> 01:18:33,578 [Patchi]: He looks just like his old man. 1414 01:18:33,621 --> 01:18:37,321 - Well, if he's anything like you, we'll have our hands full. 1415 01:18:37,364 --> 01:18:39,584 [Alex]: Well, look what we have here. 1416 01:18:39,627 --> 01:18:43,327 Allow me to congratulate you on this happiest of occasions. 1417 01:18:43,370 --> 01:18:46,983 As far as names go, may I suggest, uh, Alex? 1418 01:18:47,026 --> 01:18:48,854 It means "ridiculously handsome bird." 1419 01:18:48,898 --> 01:18:50,203 [chuckles] 1420 01:18:50,247 --> 01:18:53,380 And as for you, baby Alex, how about a kiss? 1421 01:18:53,424 --> 01:18:57,471 Okay. Bye-bye. [baby chittering] 1422 01:18:57,515 --> 01:19:00,039 [rock music] 1423 01:19:08,787 --> 01:19:11,137 [Alex]: Patchi's story may have faded 1424 01:19:11,181 --> 01:19:12,660 into the mosaic of history, 1425 01:19:12,704 --> 01:19:16,012 but evidence of the day that a Gorgosaur's mouth 1426 01:19:16,055 --> 01:19:20,233 ran into a Pachyrhinosaur's head still exists. 1427 01:19:21,713 --> 01:19:23,454 And what happened after that, well, that's hard to say. 1428 01:19:23,497 --> 01:19:26,283 It's a question that has intrigued 1429 01:19:26,326 --> 01:19:28,938 dinosaur lovers for generations. 1430 01:19:30,504 --> 01:19:34,073 I'll only say that sometimes, you have to dig for the answers. 1431 01:19:34,117 --> 01:19:37,990 - A Gorgosaur's? - Looks to be. 1432 01:19:38,034 --> 01:19:39,905 - Uncle Zack? 1433 01:19:41,080 --> 01:19:44,649 - Hey, Ricky. Come see what we found. 1434 01:19:51,874 --> 01:19:56,269 - Uncle Zack. Look, the tooth. Ricky, did you bring it? 1435 01:19:56,879 --> 01:19:58,184 - Here it is. 1436 01:19:58,228 --> 01:20:01,231 Cool. - Oh, wow! 1437 01:20:01,274 --> 01:20:02,667 - That's it. It fits. 1438 01:20:02,710 --> 01:20:04,800 - I knew it'd be worth coming back. 1439 01:20:04,843 --> 01:20:08,412 [bird squawking] - Kid, what did I tell you? 1440 01:20:08,455 --> 01:20:11,154 Every fossil tells a story! 1441 01:20:11,197 --> 01:20:13,852 Hey, come and see me in a museum sometime. 1442 01:20:13,896 --> 01:20:16,507 I got my own diorama and a tiki bar. 1443 01:20:16,550 --> 01:20:20,032 As for the rest of you, this is the end of my tale. 1444 01:20:20,076 --> 01:20:21,991 No, literally, you see it? [chuckles] 1445 01:20:22,034 --> 01:20:23,906 No, no, really, honestly, it's the end. 1446 01:20:23,949 --> 01:20:26,386 That's it. We're done. Fade to black. 1447 01:20:26,430 --> 01:20:28,736 [growling] 1448 01:20:30,347 --> 01:20:31,696 [roars] 1449 01:20:31,739 --> 01:20:33,741 [Alex]: Oops, forgot about that part. 1450 01:20:33,785 --> 01:20:35,526 [chuckles] Gotcha! 1451 01:20:35,569 --> 01:20:37,876 ♪ Today today live like you wanna ♪ 1452 01:20:37,920 --> 01:20:41,358 ♪ Let yesterday burn and throw it in a fire ♪ 1453 01:20:41,401 --> 01:20:44,361 ♪ In a fire in a fire 1454 01:20:44,404 --> 01:20:46,102 ♪ Fight like a warrior 1455 01:20:46,145 --> 01:20:48,669 ♪ Today today live like you wanna ♪ 1456 01:20:48,713 --> 01:20:51,977 ♪ Let yesterday burn and throw it in a fire ♪ 1457 01:20:52,021 --> 01:20:54,937 ♪ In a fire in a fire 1458 01:20:54,980 --> 01:20:57,722 ♪ Live like a warrior 1459 01:20:59,158 --> 01:21:01,552 ♪ Feel like the world don't love you ♪ 1460 01:21:01,595 --> 01:21:04,294 ♪ They only wanna push you away ♪ 1461 01:21:04,337 --> 01:21:06,905 ♪ Some days people don't see you ♪ 1462 01:21:06,949 --> 01:21:09,125 ♪ You feel like you're in the way ♪ 1463 01:21:09,168 --> 01:21:11,649 ♪ Today you feel as everyone hates ♪ 1464 01:21:11,692 --> 01:21:14,608 ♪ Pointing their finger looking at your mistakes ♪ 1465 01:21:14,652 --> 01:21:16,915 ♪ You do good they want great ♪ 1466 01:21:16,959 --> 01:21:19,483 ♪ No matter what you give they still wanna take ♪ 1467 01:21:19,526 --> 01:21:22,355 ♪ You give your love and they throw it back ♪ 1468 01:21:22,399 --> 01:21:25,141 ♪ You give your heart they go on attack ♪ 1469 01:21:25,184 --> 01:21:27,752 ♪ When there's nothing left for you ♪ 1470 01:21:27,795 --> 01:21:31,147 ♪ Only thing that you can do say ♪ 1471 01:21:31,190 --> 01:21:33,932 ♪ Today today live like you wanna ♪ 1472 01:21:33,976 --> 01:21:37,501 ♪ Let yesterday burn and throw it in a fire ♪ 1473 01:21:37,544 --> 01:21:40,417 ♪ In a fire in a fire 1474 01:21:40,460 --> 01:21:42,158 ♪ Fight like a warrior 1475 01:21:42,201 --> 01:21:44,725 ♪ Today today live like you wanna ♪ 1476 01:21:44,769 --> 01:21:47,990 ♪ Let yesterday burn and throw it in a fire ♪ 1477 01:21:48,033 --> 01:21:50,862 ♪ In a fire in a fire 1478 01:21:50,906 --> 01:21:53,604 ♪ Live like a warrior ♪ 1479 01:22:30,032 --> 01:22:32,817 [dramatic music]